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February 3, 2006

Movies I Liked That No One Else Did, #4

Cabin Boy, 1994.


(Cabin Boy).

Although the movie is credited with single-handedly destroying the career of Chris Elliott, I actually kind of liked it.

Elliott is one of the most underrated comedians out there. He was a writer for David Letterman for eight years; and from time to time made appearances on Letterman's show as "The Guy Under The Stairs", who was, along with Larry Bud Melman, one of the recurring bit characters on Letterman's show back when it was on NBC.

He then went on to star in the bizarre TV sitcom "Get a Life", about a 30 year old paperboy who lives at home with his parents. His father was played by his actual real-world father, comedian Bob Elliott of Bob and Ray fame.

I laughed harder at certain episodes of "Get a Life" harder than I have laughed at anything. The scripts for the show, rather badly transcribed, can be found here.

Then came Cabin Boy.

The story is that of a spoiled rich kid, a "fancy lad", who, through a series of misadventures, ends up going to sea. The movie is famous for having David Letterman appear in a cameo role as The Old Salt, and uttering the signature line "You're one of them fancy lads, aren't you."

At sea, he meets a number of stereotypical characters, including Captain Greybar and Paps, aboard their ship, which is called "The Filthy Whore." He has a number of surreal adventures at sea. In a way, the film reminds me of Erik the Viking, in that the universe of the characters is vastly diffferent from ours.

But what is charming in Erik the Viking, and accepted without criticism, is used as a flail to mercilessly beat Cabin Boy, and with it, Chris Elliott's career, to death. On the rare occasion when I bring up the movie, people respond to me with actual malice.

Cabin Boy was originally supposed to have been directed, as the story I link to above mentions, by Tim Burton -- which would have meant that while it remained just as stupid as it actually turned out, it would have been made with a lot more money, and probably received critical acclaim.

AVC: I went to a screening of Cabin Boy recently, and it was pretty crowded. Everyone was really happy to see it.

CE: Yeah, which is really cool for me and for Adam. It's still, I think, reviled in the general world of moviemaking. But in meetings, I'm coming across more and more people in the established Hollywood world that say it's one of their favorite movies. And you go, "Are you just saying that?" But [Cabin Boy] and Get A Life, people have really hooked onto.

AVC: People embrace how weird it is. It's pretty funny, too.

CE: Yeah, it's funny in sort of a nauseous way. It's like you're on Vicodin watching it. It's a strange kind of thing. You know, all the jokes are funny. Adam wrote a brilliant script. It's just sort of the pacing and execution that put it in this weird world compared to what's out there nowadays... or what was out there when it came out. But it is its own thing, and it looks like what it was: two guys that only half-knew what the hell they were doing.

AVC: Cabin Boy's actual look is really interesting.

CE: It was going to be Tim Burton directing it. He produced it and he was going to direct it, and so it was going to be a pretty—I don't know how many millions—but it was going to be a high-budget film, because there were all these special effects in it. But when he decided not to direct it, the budget dropped to basically nothing. But we never changed the script, so we still had all these special effects, and we had to figure out a way to do them. The special-effects people we got were great, but if you don't have enough money, what you come up with is something that looks like you decided to make it look cheap. But it really just was cheap.

I'm not advocating you go and buy it, though it is, of course, available for purchase through my Amazon store above. But if it shows up on cable, or if you have a Netflix budget you're working your way through, throw it on the list and give it a chance.

July 20, 2005

Movies I Liked That No One Else Did, #3


(DVD available at my Amazon.com store by clicking the image above)

Blake Edwards' S.O.B., 1981.

Why did I like this movie?

I guess I liked it because I was sixteen years old when it came out, and the world, at the time, seemed to stretch before be in endless possibility, instead of the yawning chasm of horror, work, and fanatics I see when I look around me today at age 40. The glass at the time seemed better than three quarters full -- and in that glass wasn't the water that washes down my morning handful of pills that are there to stave off heart disease, diabetes, and death. No, my friends, because when I was sixteen, death didn't stalk me -- I stalked the world, and found it an unworthy adversary.

That year saw my first and second real girlfriends, a seemingly endless amount of academic success, good friends with ready access to cars and alcohol, Dunhill cigarettes in the red box, and enough youthful confidence and exuberance to offend even the most tolerant adults.

I suppose I was somewhat normal.

S.O.B. came out that summer, and it was funny.

The premise: Richard Mulligan plays a Hollywood director named Felix Farmer, who has just released a huge, expensive, family film which is the biggest failure in box office history (we see a fairy tale musical number from the film as part of the opening credits, featuring Julie Andrews, who plays a Julie Andrews caricature called Sally Miles in the movie). After a failed suicide attempt or two, he hits upon an idea to salvage the movie -- reshoot it as an R rated film with an S&M subtext, and re-release it.

The idea is a success; the new film, which features a cruel, mocking parody of the fairy tale musical number that opened the film (and the Julie Andrews topless scene which makes S.O.B. famous), is a smashing success with the jaded and cynical public. But Farmer doesn't realize that the studio owns the rights to the movie, and they steal the success of it out from under him.

The movie also features some great performances from two of my favorite actors -- Robert Preston and William Holden. Preston, especially, is a scene stealer as the self-medicating Hollywood doctor, Irving Finegarten.

And the movie ends, inexplicably, with a Viking funeral.

I suppose if I saw the film today I would probably think it was rubbish. But to a 16-year old version of me, who was seeing the world of grownups for the first time and finding it a pretty neat place, the film had a great deal of charm and merit.

July 5, 2005

Movies I Liked That No One Else Did, #2


Road House. Available at Amazon.com by clicking the link above.

IMDB link here.

The story goes something like this. Patrick Swayze plays a bar manager named Dalton, who is hired to clean up a honky tonk bar called the Double Deuce, in a small town that is controlled by the evil Brad Wesley, played by Ben Gazzara. While he's there, he falls in love with a beautiful doctor played by Kelly Lynch.

Why did I like it? Basically, because Swayze just goes into non-stop ass-kicking mode from the beginning of the movie to the end, and does so while adding some unusually good repartee -- unusually good for a B movie, that is.

For instance, when he takes over the bar, here's his little pep talk to the employees:

People who really want to have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse. And we've got entirely too many troublemakers here. Too many 40-year-old adolescents, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry.

That's dialogue, my friend.

Or this, a little further along in the same scene . . .

All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.

There's more to this part at IMDB, but in the interest of keeping this a family-oriented site, I won't quote it. It's classic, though.

I spoke once with my brother about the movie, and he also admitted to enjoying it. We were both also reading management books at the time -- I was reading Tom Peters, and he had just gone through a course on TQM, and for some reason, we both got to talking about the movie as an example of TQM in practice.

In fact, we considered -- after several drinks, naturally -- what would happen if there were a full-scale nuclear war, and the only surviving artifacts from our civilization were a book on TQM and a copy of the movie Road House? Surely, the civilization that unearthed the artifacts would understand the two artifacts in relation to each other -- Dalton was, surely, an apostle of TQM, and orchestrated, by means of a radical paradigm shift and the application of kaizen, the salvation of the failing business of the Double Deuce, as the prototype of an efficient manager.

Pretty weird, huh?

June 16, 2005

Movies I Liked That No One Else Did, #1.

Hudson Hawk.


(Hudson Hawk Available on DVD from my Amazon.com store by clicking the picture)

Released in 1991, the expectations about the film were that it was going to be another Die Hard. It wasn't.

Instead, Hudson Hawk was a classic, screwball comedy involving the adventures of Bruce Willis as an ex-con cat burglar, who, along with his partner in crime, Tommy Five-Tone (Danny Aiello) get roped into a conspiracy to steal some of the masterworks of Leonardo da Vinci, which contain the parts to a device that converts lead to gold.

Supporting cast includes Andie MacDowell as Vatican secret agent Anna Baragli, James Coburn as a rogue CIA operative who leads a band of killers, all carrying code names taken from popular candy bars (David Caruso's character is "Kit Kat"); and Richard E. Grant and Sandra Bernhard as the archvillains, The Mayflowers.

People who hate Hudson Hawk feel it is too cute by half, stupid, contrived, and implausible. Of course it is. It is a stupid movie. It's supposed to be.

But there are some classic moments in the movie that belong on the highlight reel, such as Willis and Aiello singing "Swinging on a Star" as they rob an auction house, or Willis's ingenious theft of the Da Vinci Codex from The Vatican.

There are more funny lines in it than I can remember. A few are here. Most of them only make sense within the context of the film itself.