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July 6, 2005

I Score This as "Iowahawk 2, Kos 0"

Wow. This is a raging blogospheric battle royale.

Here's the timeline.

Iowahawk writes a parody, where Zarqawi takes up the "stop questioning my patriotism" line of the left.

Armando at DailyKos takes offense.

Iowahawk issues a second parody, claiming that Zarqawi has taken offense that he is being compared to the American left.

The folks at Kos should realize this is not an exchange they're going to win. Iowahawk is one of the best satirists on the web, and they're just digging the hole deeper.

Hat tip to Charles Johnson at LGF.

May 31, 2005

Springsteen -- or T.S. Eliot?

The Llamas have been playing with Babelfish. I thought I'd try a little of The Boss on "the little translation engine that could."

Original lyrics here. Translated from English to German, German to French, and French back to English.

I actually think the result is quite interesting and poetic. It reminds me vaguely of Eliot's The Waste Land.

But then again, so did the original.

And so, actually, does everything.

So with apologies to Springsteen and Eliot, I bring you:


Baby Tramps, Us Born, To Run

The day, us in the roads of an American dream to cross us by the villas of re-elected in the apparatuses of suicide let us lead the night outside, lead the executives on the road, the chromium which one turns, of fuel injected and steppin' on the line the baby to result outside these Stadtrips the bones from your back him a trap of death is outside, him, real to sweat of 9 Selbstmordpochen received us to leave while us young person

the Tramps cause like being to us, the baby had been born to us,

to make run of Wendy left me, who would like to be I your friend, to me your dreams to protect inside would like and of the sights precisely with the entour your legs those roll up us, until we fall, baby to run never make go from return us will, to go outside you with me on a control

because the baby, me a mitfahrer frightened and only satisfied to discover me however received, as it believes that I would like to know, if loves are wild, of the girls me to know would like, if the love is true

beyond the palate cries the bumblebees hemi-angetriebene to the bottom the road of luxury which are thus strong the girls their hair in rearview the mirrors to comb and the boys to try to look at

of park of entertainment which is fatty and the rigid kids on the beach in a pressing fog I would like to die with you wendy

on that a last fortuitous device control each one on the race is accumulated outside this however there evening, is not place to dissimulate on the left,

together wendy saw us with Traurigkeit which me it with that of Verruecktheit entireties in my one girl day heart expensive, me does not know, when us in this place, which we will come to really go would like and we with the sun go, however, until as we are then

the baby tramps, us born, to run . . .

April 26, 2005

I'm Betting That . . .

I'm betting that the first government to fall to a blog will be Canada's.

And I'm betting that the blog is Captain's Quarters.

I'm With Jonah On This One.

Heh. Indeed.

Your Inner European?

A fitting test, since later in the week, I will be on the old continent. Robert the Llama posted it -- he is an Italian, deep down.

My inner European is Irish.

Your Inner European is Irish!


Sprited and boisterous!

You drink everyone under the table.

Actually, it's my outer European, as well, as I carry around with me an Irish surname. I am, however, more Slovak than Irish, with a little French Canadian thrown in.

All of them are races prone to gloominess, pessimism, and drink, so I guess the test is accurate, at some level.


April 25, 2005

Good News From Iraq

Arthur Chrenkoff's series continues.

April 22, 2005

Soros Watch

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(Images courtesy of this Norwegian James Bond fan site)

Gee, this doesn't sound too ominous or anything . . .

George Soros told a carefully vetted gathering of 70 likeminded millionaires and billionaires last weekend that they must be patient if they want to realize long-term political and ideological yields from an expected massive investment in “startup” progressive think tanks. . .

. . . One source at the DNC with direct knowledge of the agenda said that the Phoenix Group had three specific goals at the outset. It wants to create liberal think tanks, training camps for young progressives and media centers. . .

"Patience, gentlemen, patience. To fund and build something as complicated as Operation Prometheus takes time . . ." said Soros, as he pushed a button. A panel on the wall slid away, revealing beneath it a large, detailed global map with surprisingly current information on the location of U.S. Russian, and Chinese missile silos. "We must bide our time gentlemen. But when we do act, it will be far too late for any of these governments to do anything about it. . ."

OK, I made that last part up. But a collection of billionaires called The Phoenix Group? I mean what the hell is that all about? Can you imagine the reaction if there was a meeting like this on the Republican side?


Hat tip to Arthur Chrenkoff, who has his own thoughts on it.

April 21, 2005

Spot On!

As they say in Australia. Arthur Chrenkoff gets what the Pope's name means.

April 18, 2005

Wretchard Examines France and the EU

Featuring the usual fascinating detail, complexity of thought, and razor sharp analysis for which Wretchard is known.

April 14, 2005

Springsteen Goes Green

Tim Blair has the new lyrics for some of the Boss's hits here. Say it ain't so, Boss. Say it ain't so.

April 5, 2005

Chrenkoff Fisks The Guardian

Arthur Chrenkoff fisks the Guardian's "obituary" of Pope John Paul II.

Excerpt:

There is the breath-taking moral equivalence:

"As a prelate from Poland, Wojtyla hailed from what was probably the most reactionary national outpost of the Catholic church, full of maudlin Mary-worship, nationalist fervour and ferocious anti-communism. Years of dealing with the Polish communists had turned him and his fellow Polish bishops into consummate political operators. In fact, it turned the Polish church into a set-up that was, at times, not easy to distinguish from the Stalinist bureaucracy. Both institutions were closed, dogmatic, censorious and hierarchical, awash with myth and personality cults. It was just that, like many alter egos, they also happened to be deadly enemies, locked in lethal combat over the soul of the Polish people."

Except that one is responsible for the murder of tens of millions of people, and the other one fought for independence, freedom and human dignity. Aside from that, a perfect match.

As they say in the blogosphere, read the whole thing.

April 4, 2005

Lileks Going "Sporadic"

Perhaps my favorite blogger in the whole world -- although I hesitate to use the insufficient word "blogger" to describe a writer of his talents -- James Lileks, is taking a break from The Bleat.

He is giving us "The Sporadic" until his professional obligations lighten.

Given the amount of writing he has to do in a week between his 3-5 columns and his book, I was amazed he kept the Bleat going as a daily as long as he did.

I hope he will finish his book soon and give us more daily treats.

March 23, 2005

Donde están las llamas?

Llamas remain MIA.

Kathy and LMC are holding down the fort but are becoming increasingly worried.

What would a world without Llamas mean? No Plum blogging? No reviews of the latest Bach recording? No gardening tips? No Yips and . . . god forbid, no Orgles?

Have they gone to live on Montserrat with Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, and Enoch Soames?

March 21, 2005

First Lileks, Now Vanderleun . . .

. . . administer a beating to Cousin Oliver. Ouch. As rough as anything Goldstein has done.

Not that it's not well deserved.

UPDATE: Actually, upon further review, it's not as rough as I thought. Really, Gerard is trying to just give a basic grammar lesson, a la Strunk and White.

Well, No Kidding

Matt Yglesias seems dismayed/perplexed/disappointed (pick one) that we want permanent bases in Iraq.

Well, no kidding we want bases in Iraq. How the hell else do you expect us to keep the pressure on the regimes in Syria and Iran?

Global politics isn't beanbag, kid, no matter what they taught you at Harvard. We need bases because, like it or not, we may need to go to war with these folks in the future.

War, young man. Where people get killed. Not the fantasy world where all these regimes are legitimate, and we all sit around at the Model U.N. and discuss things on equal terms.

March 19, 2005

Robbo's Inferno


Robert the Llama's adventures in the Disney Archipelago continue.

A money quote:

Second, and I know the Stuffiness Police are going to bust my chops for saying this, childhood memories are important – but real ones are better than fake ones. Indeed, despite what Certain People think, I have lots of treasured moments tucked away in my own brain, some of which might indeed be labeled "magical". But none of them involve getting a hug from some guy in a donkey costume who gets paid minimum wage to pretend he’s my best friend.

I'm with you, brother.

Been there in the belly of the beast myself.

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March 18, 2005

A Must Read Essay by Vanderleun

On the ancient virus known as Anti-Semitism. Profound.

It is a common misconception by intellectuals that once something is defeated, it no longer has to be worried about. This is the attitude that gave us the Second World War -- no one was willing to believe that German nationalism could ever rise again after the defeat of World War I. The intellectuals ignored the evidence before their own eyes, even when it took on the virulent, transparent, and evil form of Naziism.

In our times, it has become fashionable in some circles to bash Israel, or to speak of the "influence" of "certain people" over American foreign policy. Vanderleun recognizes this for what it is -- anti-semitism, in a mildly disguised form.

The state of Israel is not perfect. But it is a democracy in a land full of dictatorships. It must be supported. Does one imagine a Palestinian state, run by the likes of Hamas, would be anything but a brutal, corrupt, malevolent dictatorship? Does one imagine that this state would allow freedom of religion to Jews -- or even allow them to exist?

Imagine a scenario in which Hamas (let's say, backed by a coalition of Arab states) militarily defeats Israel. What is your wager about what would happen to the citizens of the state known as Israel?

Would there be a broad peace in which these people were granted freedom of religion, freedom of worship, or the right to own property and to have a job? Or would Hamas simply try to exterminate them?

I think we all know the answer to that question. People who call for the defeat of Israel are, whether they intend to or not, actually calling for the extermination of Jewish civilians.

Where Israel sins, it must be called to account. But make no mistake about it -- they are the only hope in the Middle East for democracy and freedom until the states around them embrace democracy, free trade, and the rule of law. Iraq is a start to this. Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, Egypt, and the Palestinians must also embrace these things. If they fail to do so, we must support Israel. If we fail to back Israel, there will be a second Holocaust, and we will be largely to blame.

March 17, 2005

The Book Meme

My teasing of El Llama Roberto has led him to link to me in a book meme, started by Chan the Bookish Gardener.

OK, Robbo, here goes. The questions and my answers.

You're stuck inside Fahrenheit 451. Which book do you want to be?

I assume this means what book would I like to see burned. Well, I've never liked The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane.

Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?

No. That's silly. Though I certainly, in my youth, had plenty of crushes on women who were so unattainable that they might as well have been fictional. On further reflection, I always thought Goldberry, the consort of Tom Bombadil, in The Lord of the Rings was pretty neat.

The last book you bought was...? The last book you read was...?

One and the same. Castles of Steel, by Robert Massie.

What are you currently reading?

I usually read books three at a time. I am still finishing Castles of Steel. I am also reading The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the deluxe edition including all of Douglas Adams's books) on the recommendation of Robbo. And I am also working on a re-read of Bernard Fall's Vietnam classic, The Street Without Joy. I frequently re-read books I like.

Five books you would take to a desert island...

1. Tolkien's Silmarillion.
2. The Bible -- Douay Rheims Edition, as I am a Catholic.
3. William Manchester's The Last Lion.
4. Bleak House, by Charles Dickens.
5. Tender is the Night, by F. Scott Fitzgerald.

This is assuming we are speaking merely from a literary point of view. Army Field Manual 21-76, for instance, would also be extremely useful if we were thinking of things from a purely utilitarian point of view.

Who are you passing this stick on to and why?

The first one of these who sees it -- just to see if they read me. I think the answer (in most of these cases) is probably not.

1. Gerard Vanderleun -- a very literate fellow with superb taste.
2. Wretchard the Cat -- an interesting, well traveled mind, so a lot of interesting choices there.
3. James Lileks (though he would never break his blog-discipline of the Bleat to include it).
4. Jeff Goldstein -- I bet there are some neat ones on that list.
5. Arthur Chrenkoff -- another well-read fellow.

And then we'll say

6. Gordon the Cranky Neocon because I know he occasionally stops by, or
7. El LLama Esteban -- just to see what the other Llama thinks.

I'll post in links to my choices later; time to go home now and help Mrs. Colossus prepare for some guests we have stopping by this evening.

The Llama Enters The Mouse's Lair

El Llama Roberto visits Disneyworld.

Part I of the Series.

Part II of the Series.

It appears Llamas and mice don't mix.

March 15, 2005

Lileks Weighs In on Ayn Rand

James Lileks, in today's Bleat, weighs in on a number of topics, including the Lebanon revolution ("hubbaliciousness"), but also on the works of Ayn Rand.

His take, on the Fountainhead:

It’s billed as a romance, and rightly so; we all know that human relationships was the author’s strong point. (coff.) Yes, it’s the book every 20 year old should read, and every 30 year-old should forget!

He has a point.

I admire Rand's work, especially Atlas Shrugged, which is, of course, available, if you haven't read it, from Amazon.com.

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(Available at my Amazon.com store)

I like her books, but I'm not prepared to join the cult yet. There are people you meet in life who develop scary attachments to authors; who want to believe that the answers to life's problems can be found entirely inside the pages of a book, or that one person has it all worked out. I have met a lot of people, including many conservatives and a lot of Libertarians, who feel this way about Ayn Rand.

What I like about Ayn Rand is that she developed a philosophy of rugged individualism in contrast to the twin totalitarian philosophies of her times -- Fascism and Communism. Many of the intelligentsia in the 20s and 30s were drawn to either of these twin beacons of death; but it took some real brains to find the middle path offered by the Western democracies. It is for many of these same reasons that I admire Winston Churchill; he knew that individual liberty was the purpose of the state, that the state serves man and not the other way around.

But that being said, I find that Ayn Rand is not perfect, by any means. She rejects religion utterly, which I think is a mistake. The religious impulse in man is one of his nobler things; to merely rule it superstition is short sighted. I think also she places far too much faith in the market, without understanding the necessity of the rule of law to enforce it. Caveat emptor is a fine philosophy, but you do need to be able to take people to court. And as a writer, her characters are somewhat unsympathetic and hard to understand. "I love you, now let me go on with a three page soliloquy about individualism." She hates Communism but adopts their worst literary practices.

Rand is a better thinker than a dramatist.

Now, that being said, Atlas Shrugged would make the top 50 books I've read in my life. It is a profound book, about which I think often. If you haven't read it, you should.

March 14, 2005

Monday's Reading

Chrenkoff. More good news from Iraq than you could shake a stick at.

March 6, 2005

Aliens Take Over O-Dub's Site?

I admit it. I do read Oliver Willis, the infamous left-wing blogger who is quick to call people "Nazis."

Mainly because I find him amusing, in an unintentional way. Also, I like to see how his personal jihad against Brit Hume is going (uh, day 25, Oliver, and no sign that anyone other than you cares).

Well, he recently had a site redesign, and as the page loads, you see this in the upper right hand corner:

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Now when I saw it, I said to myself, "either O-Dub has a really lousy caricaturist, or the Greys have finally taken over his site."

Personally, I'm all for it. I think that the Greys are likely to have more informed insight on the issues of the day than O-Dub. And despite their predilection for abducting people and conducting bizarre experiments, one has a sense that you could at least reason with a Grey.

March 2, 2005

Q: How Do You Know You've Arrived As a Blogger?

A: When Andrew Sullivan feels threatened enough to attack you.

Congratulations, Arthur. The notoriety is well deserved.

February 28, 2005

A Brief History of Fake Indians

Gordon the Cranky Neocon has the story.

He's forgetting these guys, though.

February 23, 2005

Memo to Yglesias: Keep Your Hand Out of My Wallet

I read Matt Yglesias's blog.

He is what I consider a responsible lefty, a well-educated, erudite liberal. He does not buy into the conspiracy-theories-du-jour among the more insane members of the left, and generally presents a nicely thought-out argument each time he makes his entry.

In that sense, I like him. But he has this habit of throwing in these little off-handed asides that still manage to infuriate me.

For example, regarding Social Security, where he consider's Kevin Drum's position:

"As Kevin says, you can make up the gap purely through tax increases of a scale that I'm firmly convinced would be non-destructive to the American economy. Then you could start talking about the bigger and harder problem of Medicare."

Nicely written. But -- to be blunt -- who the F*CK is Matt Yglesias to raise my taxes? He's firmly convinced it wouldn't hurt the economy? Well, gee, that's really reassuring to me, one of those cows who is just sitting out in the field, ready to be milked. When I consider the HALF of my GODDAMN INCOME that is going into the VAST, WASTEFUL MAW of the federal, state, and local governments, I guess I'll just sigh and say "Well, Matt thinks it's alright. It's non-destructive."

Consider: THe American colonies revolted over, among other things, a four-shilling per pound tax on tea. You know, a luxury tax on a high-end commodity. Probably a pittance to the average tea drinker of the day. But sometimes it's not about the amount of the tax. Sometimes it's not about the tea.

It's about how we are regarded by our government. Britain saw the colonies as a thing to be taxed, without offering any political rights, decision-making, or control whatsoever. Matt Yglesias sees taxpayers as cows to be milked without giving any thought as to whether we'd like to have any say on how our money is invested.

Well, frankly, I'm sick of it. Social Security is a Ponzi scheme, a canard, a scam that if it were tried in the private sector, would be considered a criminal act. "We promise you a return on your money."

Horsesh*t. You promise me, aged 40, that in 2029 you might be able to extract, at gunpoint if necessary, money from a worker who might not even be born yet, enough to pay for me in my retirement. In other words, "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."

Practical? Sound? Non-destructive?

Nonsense. It is corrupt, and it must be replaced.

You want more money from me?

Fine.

I demand control.

What Are They Teaching in These Schools?

Rusty raises some disturbing questions about the teachings in Muslim schools in the United States. Specifically, the school that educated Ahmed Omar Abu Ali, the man indicted for plotting to assassinate President Bush.

The United States has freedom of religion. But as a several jurists have pointed out, the Constitution is not a suicide pact.

Let's say, for sake of argument, that I proclaim myself a prophet and start a cult. Let's say that one of the major tenets of my new religion is the destruction of the United States government and the imposition of a dictatorship under me, as the only true prophet of my God.

At what point does my new religion cross the line from being merely ridiculous and start becoming a serious problem? When does the FBI send agents to my compound? When does the justice department start calling for tanks to burn my compound to the ground? And when is it proper for them to do so?

If my followers are stockpiling arms and killing federal agents, then I think we can all agree that my new religion has crossed a line. David Koresh? The ATF may have bungled the raid, but sorry, folks, he had it coming.

But what if I, the Prophet, do not tell you to stockpile arms, but merely tell you stories about the end of the world, when everyone who is not a member of my cult is ruthlessly killed? Is this mere storytelling, or is it inciting my young followers to execute my will?

I think we can all agree that a clergyman can, from his pulpit, state that certain policies of the government are bad. Case in point -- my Catholic parish priest periodically criticizes the laws that permit abortion.

I think that a clergyman can, from his pulpit, call for civil disobedience against laws he considers unjust. Case in point -- Dr. Matrtin Luther King can call for a March on Washington, and can call for people to go on strike to protest segregation.

But can a clergyman go into his pulpit and say that people of other religions have to die? Can a clergyman running a high school with young, impressionable students, preach that people of other religions ought to be killed if they do not convert?

I think that ultimately, for there to be freedom of religion, religion needs to be subjected to the state. Incitements to violence cannot be permitted. Sedition is not permitted. Religions that call for the destruction of the state cannot be permitted.

I'm not saying that Islam should be banned. But when specific mullahs call incite violence or preach sedition, they need to be jailed, or else a climate of fear is spread among practitioners of other religions, or practitioners of no religion whatsoever.

Jeff Goldstein Wants a New Computer

Although he replaced his pet monkey some time ago, Jeff bangs the little tin cup just as effectively. His heart-rending pleas are here and here.

No one slanders celebrities quite like Jeff. The Martha Stewart Chronicles are among the funniest works of parody I've ever read.

Give him some money if you can. We need him to be blogging, not begging.

More Schwarzenegger Controversy!

Ace has the details. The money quote:

To which Gov. Schwarzenegger responded, "I did not mean to demean de women in any way. I realize there are special problems that confront de women in de workplace, what with de manicures and de laughable jumping upon chairs and shrieking at de mouses and de screwing up de conveyor belts in de candy-factory and other such things as dese.

Lileks: Now in Audio

Lileks tries audioblogging.

February 21, 2005

Did Hindrocket Really Lose His Cool?

Daily Kos is running a story that a small-time Minnesota blogger (MN Politics Guru) had a nasty exchange with John Hinderaker of Powerline.

I have not had dealings with the folks at Powerline (never corresponded with them), but from reading their site, I find this a litte hard to believe.

Here are the links to Kos's version of events and the original story by the Minnesota blogger.

Now, neither one has posted anything but an excerpt from the alleged e-mail in question, so I don't think they've reached the credibility threshhold with this story yet.

I did sent the folks at Powerline an email asking for their version of events -- assuming that this is not a complete fabrication.

My thoughts: We all lose our temper when blogging and reading blogs. If the story is true, then I think it needs to be dealt with by means of an apology. This is assuming, of course, that the folks at Powerline weren't provoked by similar hostile language by the MN Politics guru.

If not true, then Powerline should demand an apology and a retraction from MN Politics Guru.

Having said this, Powerline remains one of my favorite blogs, and is still listed in my "Elite 15" blogroll on the right hand side of my site. They have a long and impressive history of correct blogging, and I don't think the incident is sufficient to warrant their removal.

UPDATE: Powerline responds. The story is true, but he provides some much needed context. Sounds like John H. was having a very bad day with emailers and callers and he overreacted. He also makes a good point, which is that the matter should not have been handled publicly by MN Politics Guru. I do point out, though, that if John flamed him in response to his email, that

a) MN Politics Guru might not have expected a fair hearing to a second email, and

b) Like it or not, John should have realized his email could be made public, even though it ought not to have been. In that his blog is world-famous, he should have expected it would be made public. The original email is probably sitting framed on MN Politics Guru's wall as we speak; God only knows how much traffic it generated for him.

Personally, I think John should just say he's sorry and be done with it. Though he clearly is not in a generous mood, it costs nothing to say it.

My own take:

Some years ago, I participated in a few online discussion boards. A lesson I learned is that if you lose your temper and post something profane, it never does you any good; it is, in effect, similar to Godwin's Law -- you lose your head, you lose the argument. I learned that the hotheads can be diverted, usually by humor, or by simply letting them rant into the void. It also doesn't hurt to say you're sorry if you overreact.

Now that I have my own blog, I take a different tack. Send me hatemail? You get no response. Troll my comments? You get banned. I do not reward bad behavior on my site.

February 14, 2005

A Ruse I'll Never Try

Wizbang has a post on the theme of "pretend to be a good looking girl and you'll get plenty of traffic" in which a blogger claiming to be the "Libertarian Girl" is actually a photo taken from a Russian mail-order bride catalog.

Now this is something that's just not cricket. While we may stoop to serve our readers' interests by posting the occasional photo of a good looking woman, it is one thing to post a picture of Laurie Dhue, but it is another thing entirely to claim to be Laurie Dhue.

NOTE: THIS IS NOT ME

(Image courtesy of Fox News)

My dear readers, I'll never pretend to be something I'm not. In fact, here is my latest "beefcake" photo for those of you who are interested in that sort of thing. . .

Continue reading "A Ruse I'll Never Try" »

Good News From Iraq

This series upsets me.

Not because of the items themselves, of course.

But the fact that we are reading about them on a Polish expatriate's Australian blog and not on the front pages of the New York Times or the Washington Post is nothing less than a criminal indictment of the mainstream media.

The major media wants us to lose. Plain and simple. They are doing everything in their power to shape the debate in the way that puts the actions of the United States in the most pejorative light possible. They are not presenting events in Iraq with any measure of objectivity or fairness.

They want to portray our military as sadists and butchers. They want to portray the "insurgents" as freedom fighters. They want us to lose so they can talk about American hubris and how the rest of the world is somehow morally superior to us.

It takes a man who has lived under Communism, Arthur Chrenkoff, to recognize the media for what it is: propaganda.

My question is, whom does the media serve? The Cold War is over and Communism lost. Certainly they are not serving Moscow.

Is any ideological surrogate, including the murderous, butchering hatred of Zarqawi, now an adequate surrogate, a fit master to serve? Is the ability to hate the West and all it stands for only criterion for the left's ideological subservience to a master?

Because otherwise I do not understand it.

Present the facts. Let the readers judge. How hard is that?

The Sign of a Great Writer

The sign of a great writer is that he can capture all the mystery of existence and being on a canvas, no matter how small.

James Lileks. The Bleat. Today.

February 13, 2005

Ouch

There are certain bloggers I try not to piss off. These are the guys in the bar that you try not to jostle or make eye contact with when you're going to get your pitcher refilled.

Like Jeff Goldstein. He's one of those bloggers. Get in his sights and he'll just beat you to death.

A pretty savage beating administered to Mr. Kryptonite here. Can't say that O-Dub didn't have it coming. Just glad it ain't me.

February 10, 2005

The Suicide of the Left?

Vanderleun and Wretchard have some thoughtful essays on this subject.

I think they are both right when they speak of true, ideological leftists. I do not ascribe the opinions of the fringe left to the vast body of people who still call themselves Democrats. I don't think many Democrats think of politics this way. I think they are Democrats as a matter of birth and habit, not out of fixed ideology. I don't think they think about what their leaders are saying much. I think they are going through life, doing their best.

I think an increasing number of these people vote Republican. There are a lot of 9/11 Democrats in Bush's coalition -- more than the Democratic party wishes to admit.

This is a case where the Democratic leadership is prepared to march off the cliff. It remains to be seen how much of the party follows. And it also remains to be seen whether different leadership will emerge that marches them away from the cliff. I think that there are some folks in the Democratic party who want Hillary Clinton to run because it is the only chance the party has of marginalizing the unhealthy people further to the left. Only she has the ability to position herself in the center without losing her base, and you can't tell me that she doesn't know that the center is where elections are won.

Now I don't believe Hillary Clinton is a centrist. Not at all. But I think that she has come to the conclusion that "Paris is worth a mass." You've got to win elections in order to be able to do anything.

An Enlightenment, Not a Reformation

Arthur Chrenkoff makes some excellent points about Islam.

To me, the Reformation set off religious fighting in Europe that culminated in the atrocities of the Thirty Years War. After this war, Europe seemed to take a step back from religion to try other things. The victor of the Thirty Years War was the nation state, as personified by France under Richelieu and Mazarin. These clerics-turned-statesmen made alliances with their nominal religious foes to reign in the power of the Hapsburgs. The fact that Protestants and Catholics could reach a detente, in my view, led to a lessening of the religious conflict. War in Europe became the province of states, and not of religions.

This gave the Enlightenment a chance to take hold and spread.

My hope is that the Islamic world can pass from Reformation to Enlightenment without passing through the murderous phase of internecine religious strife that Europe did. Perhaps a Pax Aemricana, imposed on the Islamic world from the outside, could do this.

Or perhaps the rift between militant Shi'a and militant Sunni will burn through the Muslim world like a terrible fire, consuming everything in its path. I think that Iraq represents a critical historical nexus. If the Pax Americana and the imposition of Enlightenment from outside is to work, it will work there first. If it fails, Iraq will be the battleground for the civil war much like Germany was from 1618-1648.

Men will decide this.

February 8, 2005

If You're not Reading GPrime, You Should Be

Two quality videos from GPrime today.

First, a cautionary tale for those of you who take your Dungeons & Dragons a little too seriously.

Second, some men who are a little too indulgent of their horse.

February 7, 2005

On The Difficulties of Fifth Grade

Vanderleun is right on this one.

I missed quite a bit of grade school; my mother was somewhat indulgent of my absences. I read like a fiend (in school, I was known as the "kid who read encyclopedias" -- a rap which was entirely deserved as I had read a set of 1955 World Books from A-Z), and was generally no trouble at home if I had a book in my hand.

At school I would also sometimes feign illness and come home. Sometimes it was more convenient for my mother to put up with me being at home for the whole day rather than having to come get me.

Grade school is relatively unimportant. A shame we don't realize this. My happiest moments at that age were the days that I could stay at home and read books.

I had a lot of friends; I had not yet developed the intellectual biases that made me think certain people were beneath me which it took the Army to finally erase. It wasn't until seventh or eighth grade that I became a snob.

I had also not experienced the pain of life that has made me reluctant of meeting people or undergoing the difficulties of human interaction, which actually becomes more pronounced as the years go on. Sad to say, but other than my wife, my family, and a few close friends, I do not feel comfortable around people. I used to. I no longer do. Sad to say, but I often prefer the company of machines. They are cranky, inflexible, capricious, and hopelessly limited in thier interactions with you. But they do not think ill of you. They do not make up their minds about you without a fair hearing. While they are, at times, hostile, they bear me no particular malice or hatred. And I can curse at them freely, unlike people, who take righteous offense, or the gods, who mark down our transgressions in their big books under the heading of blasphemy.

In retrospect, fifth grade was a pretty good time, despite school. I had friends and was not self-conscious. I was, at times, indulged and left to read my books. While Gerard is correct in remembering what a prison school could be, there is a lot we can bear when we are young and the world is still full of potential.

Arthur Chrenkoff in the WSJ

Good to see my fellow Homespun Blogger and occasional reader Arthur Chrenkoff making it big.

The story is his usual summary of good news from Afghanistan, which is not being covered by the major media.

February 4, 2005

I Won't Sleep For a Week Now

Lileks, in the Bleat, discusses Ronald McDonald with Gnat.

Four and a half, and she’s got the branding down pat. And where does she get it? PBS. They run a little spot before one of her favorite shows. Upon further inquiry she thought that Ronald McDonald owned all the restaurants. Interesting: she did not think he was a clown, just a man who dressed oddly.

Read that last sentence again. Doesn't it give you chills down your spine? I mean, I'm no fan of clowns (I own two of these, as a matter of fact), but if you take Ronald McDonald out of the clown context -- saying that he is something other than a clown -- isn't that infinitely more disturbing?

Face paint, big shoes, red nose -- just the sartorial choices of . . . of what, exactly?

What looks like a clown that isn't a clown? Please don't tell me there is another whole class/order/phylum of these things that I'm going to have to consider.

I'm gonna have some really bad dreams about this.

January 28, 2005

Ted Kennedy, Bishop Sako, and the Memory Hole

Another memorable analysis from Wretchard.

Kennedy's speech is a monument to geopolitical irresponsibility and cowardice. He should be ashamed for uttering these words.

But what am I saying? Ted Kennedy? Shame? If he were capable of the sentiment, he would have resigned years ago.

January 27, 2005

Chrenkoff -- Good News from the Muslim World

More from the indispensable Arthur Chrenkoff.

January 24, 2005

Chrenkoff on the Iraqi Election

Arthur Chrenkoff has the Iraqi political party update. Quite the assortment.

I imagine a few elections will weed out what looks like a profusion of Whigs, Know-Nothings, Bull Moose, Reformites, Dixiecrats, Libertarians, Greens, Social Democrats, and so forth.

I imagine, if all goes well, you'll see this culled down to five or six major ones in a few years.

Hard to tell who the good guys are, but I bet you the Iraqis know.

Which is the important part. Their country, after all.

A Rather Long Attack on the Mythical Neocon

Got a link to this post from Dark Syde at Brent Rasmussen's site in my inbox. Was flattered to receive it; the other folks it was addressed to were Tim Blair and Jim Treacher, which means the author must think pretty highly of me to link me in with those two fellows, whose blogs are rather more famous than mine.

So, thanks, Dark Syde.

I disagree with almost everything you say in your article, though. It begins well enough; the stockbroker story is rather entertaining.

But we then get into the stock setwork, lighting, and casting. Cue the maiden being tied to the tracks! Cue the moustache-twirling villains! Cue the train emerging from the tunnel!

Where to start . . .

The War in Iraq edges closer toward catastrophic disaster daily, by any sane assessment, . . .

Catastrophic? In what sense? It reminds me of the "Iraq spinning out of control" meme. It implies that there is a great big cliff we are marching towards. Really? Well where's the cliff? Where is the tipping point where our position in Iraq becomes militarily untenable? You say we are headed towards catastrophe. Care to tell us when that occurs? February? April? June? Sometime in 2006? Hillary's second term?

Remember -- in Vietnam we faced a much larger problem, and were suffering almost ten soldiers killed a day. In Iraq, that figure is two per day. (This month, so far, we are suffering 1.63 dead per day.) We were never in danger of being militarily forced out of Vietnam. Never. Had we had more political will in the U.S., we could have remained in Saigon until today. Instead, we abandoned the people of Vietnam to their fate. It was shameful to do so. The tragedy of Vietnam was not in us getting involved there. It was noble of us to do so. The tragedy was that we abandoned an ally in the field and did not take the measures necessary to win.

We face a struggle. Our choices are a) continue the struggle, or b) cut and run. Do you really think we'll be better off if we cut and run? Did leaving Vietnam enhance or hurt our image in the world?

And as a side note, it is also somewhat ungenerous to flatly assert that any assessment that disagrees with yours must therefore be insane. Shouldn't we at least wait for the results of my Rohrschach test before we go there?

In the process we have, for all intents and purposes, given up on capturing or killing Osama bin Laden and his deputy Aymen Al Zawahari, even though Jihadist videos continue to flow from their remote wilderness hideaways, in which they quite bluntly explain that they're going to attack us again and again. It doesn't make a lick of sense to allow your enemy a refuge in which to regroup. There is no chapter in Sun Tzu's The Art of War recommending you go after someone who has no bearing on your foe, and allow that enemy to catch his breath.

Evidence of this? You are drawing a conclusion without offering an argument. Who says we've given up on Bin Laden? It appears to me that we are still hunting Al Qaeda. As are our allies.

A few things to keep in mind about the place he's hiding. It is winter. Afghanistan and the remote provinces of Pakistan are extremely difficult places to fight even in the summer. When the mountains become passable again in the spring, we begin the hunt again.

What, militarily, would you have us do differently there? Short of using nuclear weapons to make the entire area uninhabitable, we don't have a lot of good options there. We wait until spring and then we resume the hunt.

The tribal areas are approximately 25,000 square miles in size. About the same size as West Virginia. So take West Virginia. Remove virtually all the roads and infrastructure. Put in some 10,000 foot high mountains. Add a local population that doesn't cotton much to outsiders -- well, ok, we've already got that.

Now, find 10-20 men who are doing their damnedest to hide.

You might remember this cautionary tale. Took five years to capture this guy in rural North Carolina.

So, how many troops do you want to devote to this operation? I don't know about you, but my answer would be something along the lines of "as few as possible." Because it is likely to be impossible to catch them, until the day they decide to come out of the mountains and start rustling through dumpsters.

Will we eventually get them? Perhaps. But think of it this way. He has nowhere to train large numbers of terrorists. He has the Special Forces hunting him. He likely does not have any communications gear more sophisticated than the M1A1 Guy On a Donkey. So, he is, if not eliminated as a threat, then at least pretty well degraded.

Traditional conservatives have long felt that free market capitalism is a cure all for every geopolitical ill.

Not so. Free trade and capitalism are good things. But also add in democracy, the rule of law, and freedom of religion. The market does a good job distributing material goods. It does nothing for the soul. Both things are important. To reduce Conservatism to mere capitalism is missing quite a bit.

There's much more. Give Dark Syde's article a read. I will also, as time permits, and may offer more thoughts.

And thanks, for lumping me in with Treacher and Tim Blair. Good company to be in.

UPDATE: I've corrected a few things; I originally had Brent Rasmussen as the author. It is his co-blogger DarkSyde that wrote the post. My bad. I've corrected it in my post.



Lileks on Johnny Carson


Says it better than I ever could.

January 22, 2005

James Wolcott Poaching in Sullivan's Fish Pond

Hey James, keep writing articles like this and you're likely to get Andrew Sullivan mad at you. Pointing out the gay subtext to everything is his racket.

What's next for Wolcott to blog about?

Digital cameras?

Matchbook covers?

Surely a famous literary critic can do better than this. Maybe give us a list of your ten favorite books?

Ideas, man, ideas.

January 20, 2005

Powerline Comments on the NYT

From Powerline, quoting and commenting on the NYT:

"They say they want to have a few hours of debate on her appointment, with Sen. Robert Byrd leading the opposition:

Underscoring the Democrats' dissatisfaction, Senator Robert Byrd, an outspoken critic of the decision to go to war, announced late in the day that he would not allow the Senate to approve Ms. Rice without a few days of consideration of her lengthy testimony, and at least a token debate on the floor. His refusal to join in the unanimous consent of all Senators for a quick vote effectively torpedoed the administration's hopes to have her nomination approved Thursday.

"Senator Byrd and others believe that the Senate's advice-and-consent Constitutional responsibilities are not a rubber stamp," Mr. Byrd's spokesman said.

Yes, that's just what the Democrats want: for the American public to see the old Ku Klux Klansman, who hasn't articulated an intelligent thought in several decades, orating pompously on Condoleezza Rice's lack of qualifications to be Secretary of State. Americans will have a really, really hard time figuring out whose side to be on in that one."

Read the entire post here.

My own thoughts:

I, myself think that the whole of the Condoleezza Rice hearings should have been broadcast on national TV. No one would ever vote for Barbara Boxer or Joe "I'm In Love With The Sound of My Own Voice" Biden again.

The WaPo Interviews Lileks

The Washington Post Home section (registration required, curse you, vile WaPo) interviews James Lileks:

The money quote: Despite what seems to be a cult following -- he has complained about the cost of buying extra bandwidth to accommodate heavy Web site traffic -- he remains well below the mainstream media radar. This is his first big-time interview and he's a tad uneasy about the photo shoot, he confessed in last Thursday's online Bleat.

"Now everyone will get to point and laugh at my home decorating choices. I suppose it's only fair. . . . Should I wear clothes I wear around the house or pretend I stalk the halls in a quilted jacket and ascot?"

Lileks has more than a cult following, believe you me. He is read by virtually everyone who blogs or who read blogs. I wager this number is bigger than those who turn in to see Dan Rather each night. He is an internet rock star.

And as for the ascot and silk jacket, James -- well, just remember, that's Glenn's shtick.


January 19, 2005

Richard Hatch Feeling the IRS Love

Richard Hatch, also known to watchers of "Survivor" as "the Prince of Darkness", seen here mercifully clothed, apparently forgot to tell the IRS that he won a million dollars.

I mean I know CBS has had its ratings troubles, what with Rathergate and all, but it is still a major network, Richard, and did you really think they'd forget about you? Even government worker-drones watch TV . . .

Hat tip: Ace.

Multiple Good Posts from Chrenkoff

Speculations on a future China.

Wednesday reading suggestions. I like the John Hawkins interview with Dick Morris in which he reveals the only Republican who can beat Hillary (I personally don't agree with Morris).

A roundup of the Iraqi bloggers/NYT controversy.

UPDATE: Wretchard over at Belmont Club has his own thoughts on this, also, which are interesting.

The Lesson of Algeria?

John Hawkins at Right Wing News makes the case that free elections really are important, and cites the experience of Algeria in fighting an insurgency as a good example of this.

While I'm always wary of historical comparisons, I think it has a lot of merit. Nothing delegitimizes terror like an election.

Hat tip: Powerline

January 18, 2005

Llamas on a Tear

In the most recent Truth Laid Bear Ecosystem Ratings, the Llama Butchers are now ranked 85th. This is an amazing run. When I first started reading the Llamas, they were somewhere in the 400s.

Now, as anyone knows, the Ecosystem fluctuates as NZ Bear tweaks the code behind it. But I think that my friends the Llamas have truly arrived.

If you don't read them you should. Steve and Robert have a lot of good insights into the world, and run a very entertaining and thought-provoking blog.

And you know what? They didn't pay me anything to write this.

Wretchard and the Wilderness of Mirrors

A rather gloomy post here.

Money quote: This process of corruption has pulled a curtain of suspicion over all information products. No longer is it possible to rely on the assurance of a brand name. Each item of news must now be sniffed, examined, poked and weighed to determine its authenticity. Collateral confirmation, once the staple of skeptical intelligence analysts, is now the task of every sophisticated newsreader -- at least those who want to avoid being taken for a ride. Once the media itself became an informational battleground the most natural greeting in the dark became 'who goes there?'

January 17, 2005

Chrenkoff: Good News From Iraq

Arthur Chrenkoff has his usual thorough compendium of unreported and underreported items from Iraq here.

The Llamas Take on Barney

It appears that the Llamas have a similar recurring nightmare to my own -- the day when Barney finally turns on humanity.

Great stuff.

Lileks has Joe Ohio Up

Joe Ohio now has his own section on Lileks.com. Front page here.

January 15, 2005

I First Saw Numa Numa About 60 Days Ago

And evidently, it's not dying out.

Imagine, if you will, a young Drew Carey, sitting at his computer in his dorm room, lip-syncing a cheesy Romanian pop song.

But why imagine? Go here and see it. I'd like to say it's worth the download time, but I think my description of it is pretty much all you need to know.

It is, evidently, generating strange traffic spikes in websites around the world.

Hat tip: Vanderleun, who also has links to disturbing alternate versions.

As a side note, Desperately Wandering has been added to the scout team. Third string running back.

UPDATE: If you think Numa Numa is disturbing, then you better not click here. Fat guy sings Titanic love theme. Don't click. I WARNED you.

UPDATE 2: The folks at Newgrounds object to a direct link. To view Numa Numa, go to this site here.

January 14, 2005

Lileks Phones it In

I was in my car around 4:00 and it hit me -- did I read Lileks today?

Answer: nope.

So I get home and head over to Lileks country.

Friday Bleat, and Lileks calls in sick. So I didn't miss anything there.

Ah, but it's just a head fake . . . the saga of Joe Ohio continues unabated.

Wretchard on Troop Levels

Wretchard has a fascinating article on troop strength levels in various insurgencies, with many interesting downstream links. His usual diligent research and trenchant analysis.

I think, though, at some point, this becomes a philosophical discussion -- how many angels can fit on the head of a pin. Each war is different. Each country is different. Each insurgency is different. I would depend on the "feel" of the professional soldiers no the ground -- if they feel they need more, they need more. But realize -- for each fighter you put on the ground, you need at least a half-dozen support folks there, too. I am of the school that says the smallest footprint you can win with is probably the correct one.

Still, as always, good reading.

Chrenkoff on the Middle East

The genie is out of the bottle.

Great post with many great links.

January 13, 2005

Andrew Sullivan Earns Eternal Ban

I will never read him again. Life is too short.

The reason? His description of a word that is also the name of a U.S. Senator. On his site if you can find it. I won't link.

January 12, 2005

Rusty's Back

Rusty's back, over at The Jawa Report.

Wonder if he managed to bail Kenny Baker out of jail.

Star Wars star protests innocence over drunk driving

Star Wars R2-D2 actor Kenny Baker is challenging charges of drunk driving--claiming his asthma prevented him from agreeing to the breath test to determine the alcohol in his body. The 70-year-old vertically challenged actor, who played the robot in the 1977 movie, is relying on blood tests to clear him of reckless driving after he was stopped by police as he drove his Maroon Mercedes in Lancashire, England, on 17 December. Baker ended up being locked up for two hours until a doctor had carried out a blood test - after his asthma prevented him from blowing into the test bag. He says, "The police said they'd had reports from other motorists that I was veering all over the road. "I had gone for a drink after the show (Speed Dating), but only had one glass of wine. I am certain the tests will come back clear."

Hat tip to K-lo.

Iowahawk's New Dan Rather Mystery


A must read. For those of my readers who are bloggers, you will get every inside joke in here. Before you click -- no hot beverages, as the Llamas might say. Laugh out loud funny.

For those of you who aren't bloggers, it's still a wonderfully funny piece that you should read.

January 11, 2005

John Hawkins Interviews VDH

John Hawkins interviews Victor Davis Hanson here.

To me, the most interesting observation is this:

"It reminds me of something like Reconstruction after the Civil War . . ."

I think there are a lot of good comparisons here. The reconstruction of Iraq is similar in a number of ways to the reconstruction of the American south. The Ba'athists and Zarqawi are like the Klan, also -- causing terror in the formerly oppressed. It took a number of years for the South to become healthy again; I think Iraq will look a lot better in 5 to 10 years than it does now.

Hat tip: Chrenkoff.

Surely the Llamas are Just Teasing Us

Surely the Llamas are just teasing us.

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Surely we will see them put up their traditional logo today.

UPDATE: Order has been restored to the universe. The Llamas are back with the traditional cigarette smoking, sunglasses-wearing logo. I thought that maybe since they've hit the big time, they didn't bother with things like logos anymore. A top 100 blog. And they poll even better in the critical Wodehouse-blog demographic.

Good Iraq Summary

Good Iraq summary from Wretchard.

I think the Syrians are playing a pretty dangerous game of chicken. We could destroy their economy simply by closing ther Mediterranean ports, and remove much of their military with air power. I think this would lead to a coup d'etat. The question is -- do we prefer Bashir Assad to the general who would replace him?

January 10, 2005

Monday Morning Means Chrenkoff

I have yet another busy work day ahead. But if I can find an hour or so today, I plan to read the voluminous "Good News From Afghanistan" that Arthur Chrenkoff has compiled.

It is remarkable how much there is. And more remarkable that I am hearing most of these stories first from a guy at his computer in Australia and not from a professional news organization.

Each Crisis Brings A New Blog to the Front

Early on in the tsunami disaster, I wrote a post to the effect that I had nothing intelligent to say on the crisis. That still holds true. I have nothing intelligent to say, beyond "send money, if you can."

But what is interesting about the blogosphere is that there is usually someone who catches the story of a crisis intelligently. Usually it's a blog of which you've never heard before, which then goes into your list of favorites and gets read for a long time afterward.

For the tsunami, I know the "new to me" blog that has now become a must read is the Diplomad. Pay them a visit; well worth the read.

January 9, 2005

Ace, Man, You're Freakin' Me Out

Naturally, I will have to include "numbers stations" in The Google Graphic Novel.

But not EVP. Way too creepy.

January 8, 2005

The End of American Hegemony

Matt Yglesias speculates on the future . . .

"Ideally, it would be good if our hegemony could fade away over the next several decades into some kind of amicable, cooperative framework in which no one country will dominate. The alternative is going to be a fairly frightening revival of great power competition or some such thing. Or maybe not. Maybe China will collapse. Maybe India will return to its formerly dismal growth pattern. Maybe Europe and Japan will reverse course and stop their recent trends toward trying to play a bigger role in the world. Then we get to keep dominating, but the resulting situation would be worse in many, many ways than the alternative of widespread cooperation and prosperity."

Ideally? Ideally for whom?

I think that there are many imaginable futures, nearly all of which are far, far, worse than American military hegemony. I'm not in any hurry to see us give up our military superiority any time soon.

As for an "amicable, cooperative framework", well, yeah, that sounds just ducky. But what does it mean? The UN writ large? No thanks.

I would argue that if China and India adopt democracy, free trade, and the rule of law, there will be no need for any framework. What framework governs our relations with Great Britain? Friends don't need frameworks. If we agree on fundamental principles -- democracy, free trade, the rule of law -- then the military hegemony issue takes care of itself. I think India has been moving on something like the right path. They need to be encouraged. I see no evidence that China is becoming democratized.

Here are some good faith measures I think they could undertake before I'd be willing to consider demobilizing the Seventh Fleet.

1. Hold open, multiparty, free and fair elections. Guarantee this in law. Do this at least three times, with a peaceful transition of power between governments.

2. Dismantle the missiles opposite Taiwan.

3. Tell North Korea to abandon its development of nuclear weapons or else all scientific and food aid from China ceases.

These things are all within China's power to do. Why don't they simply do them?

Until they do so, I think our only guarantee of security in the next several decades is the United States military.

I have no problem living in a world in which China and India are military powers as strong as us, provided their laws look like ours and they act in good faith.

On this score, they both -- but especially China -- have a long way to go before I'd be willing to grant them any kind of military parity or equality.

January 7, 2005

The Incomparable Victor Davis Hanson

VDH has another great essay.

Money quote: Imagine a world in which there was no United States during the last 15 years. Iraq, Iran, and Libya would now have nukes. Afghanistan would remain a seventh-century Islamic terrorist haven sending out the minions of Zarqawi and Bin Laden worldwide. The lieutenants of Noriega, Milosevic, Mullah Omar, Saddam, and Moammar Khaddafi would no doubt be adjudicating human rights at the United Nations. The Ortega Brothers and Fidel Castro, not democracy, would be the exemplars of Latin America. Bosnia and Kosovo would be national graveyards like Pol Pot's Cambodia. Add in Kurdistan as well — the periodic laboratory for Saddam’s latest varieties of gas. Saddam himself, of course, would have statues throughout the Gulf attesting to his control of half the world’s oil reservoirs. Europeans would be in two-day mourning that their arms sales to Arab monstrocracies ensured a second holocaust. North Korea would be shooting missiles over Tokyo from its new bases around Seoul and Pusan. For their own survival, Germany, Taiwan, and Japan would all now be nuclear. Americans know all that — and yet they grasp that their own vigilance and military sacrifices have earned them spite rather than gratitude. And they are ever so slowly learning not much to care anymore.

Hat tip: Mr. Johnson at Little Green Footballs. LGF has now, officially, worked its way onto my blogroll -- the most exclusive blogroll in all of show business.

Bob Lutz is Blogging


Bob Lutz is one of my heroes.

Hat tip: Tim Blair.

Jerry Orbach Replacement Found

He may not be able to sing, but he can play the stand-up bass. And he has the rumpled trenchcoat look down.

I'm thinking he won't be quite as blunt as Orbach's character, though. A little more nuanced.

"You expect me to believe that, Mr. Hussein? You forget. I've been to Cambodia."

Hat tip: Ace.

January 5, 2005

Lileks's Own Personal Abu Ghraib?

Regular readers of James Lileks's The Bleat know that he bought his daughter Natalie, aka, Gnat, a "My Size Barbie" for Christmas.

Well, lately he's been posting pictures of the Barbie holding Hugh Hewitt's book "Blog".

And frankly, it's getting to be a little creepy. Abu Ghraib creepy. I'm half expecting to see in tomorrow's bleat a picture of the Barbie, cigarette dangling from her mouth, leading a swarthy, grubby "My Size GI Joe" around on a leash.



January 4, 2005

Ace of Spades Has a Paul Anka Update

Like many people, I stumbled across Ace of Spades in the fall of last year. When I discover a blogger I haven't read before, I typically like to go through the "best of" material to get to know them; and Ace's Paul Anka posts are remarkably funny.

Read them all. Go to the left column of his site and scroll down 'til you hit "The(Almost)Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick". This post also acts as a kind of an Anka summary.

To summarize: Ace ran across a recording of someone who is, purportedly, Paul Anka, railing at his band after a substandard Las Vegas performance. What sets him off, more than anything else, is the fact that some of his band were not wearing appropriate shirts. It has a kind of "Lounge Singer Meets the Caine Mutiny" quality to it; it really has to be heard to be appreciated.

The original audio rant is endlessly quotable and spawned a host of funny downstream posts at Ace's site, and some really unbelievable, classic, Allahpundit photoshops.

Today Ace has an update -- a former lighting guy who worked for Anka in Vegas in the 1970s has written Ace to confirm (perhaps?) the authenticity (perhaps?) of the audio.

Armed Liberal Takes on Depleted Uranium

Depleted uranium isn't talked about much here in the U.S., but if you read European newspapers and blogs, it is a big deal.

To get you up to speed if you're not familiar with it: Depleted uranium is used to make tank ammunition. The reason? It is exceptionally heavy and dense, and therefore can punch through tank armor, which is also heavy and dense. When it does so, it can give off a small burst of radiation, but as James Dunnigan noted in one of his books, if the tank you're riding in has just been hit by a DU round, you've probably got bigger problems than a little bit of radiation. The kinetic energy of the projectile, transferred to your tank compartment, has hit you with the force equivalent of an eighteen wheeler hitting a Subaru at a high rate of speed.

Nevertheless, there is speculation that being around DU probably isn't good for you. It probably isn't.

But some people, especially in left-wing British periodicals, make assertions that the use of DU is tantamount to using nuclear weapons, and that these things are just chock-full of radiation.

But as Armed Liberal points out in this post, there is no peer reviewed study of the long term effects of depleted uranium that shows this. In fact, as he links in this post, the subject has been researched by a lot of reputable folks, none of whom are willing to say that depleted uranium causes cancer.

I have no doubt that the incidence of cancer in Iraq is higher than in westeren democracies. But why is that? It could be from any number of environmental causes.

Does anyone think that Saddam Hussein's regime -- or any developing world regime -- really cared about the environment? My bet is that they were dumping chemicals into rivers, and the smokestacks belched filth into the air around the clock. They're not going to impose environmental restrictions like those in the West, because they can't afford to.

The environmental movement is, to an extent, a luxury of the west. We can bear the cost of a few cents or a few dollars added to our products to help keep the environment clean. People in the developing world are too busy worrying about food, shelter, and not getting sent to a death camp to give it much thought.

UPDATE: The Dunnigan quote I was looking for, from "Dirty Little Secrets", 1990 edition (which means it is pretty dated) --

"Rumors persist that when they penetrate armor and come under enormous stress, they do produce brief but high bursts of radiation. This seems to be because a chunk of depleted uranium will absorb most of the radiation it produces through normal decay, which it cannot do once shattered. However, it is unlikely that the resulting "pulse" of radiation will cause injury or illness, particularly given the damage produced by the explosive effect and the shell fragments."

More on Crime In Britain

A study of four countries finds Britain to have the biggest crime problem; mainly because the British government and police are not facing up to it.

Hat tip: Samizdata.

January 3, 2005

Chrenkoff: Good News From Iraq

Arthur Chrenkoff is back from vacation and has more Good News from Iraq.

Another Fight In Which I Have No Dog

Ace alerts us to another slapdown of Tucker Carlson. My feelings about Carlson mirror what Ace is saying. I'm also positive that the bowtie Carlson wears is a signal. To me it says "Hello, everyone, I'm a young George Will . . ."

Which is code for:

"I'm a conservative who will not embarrass you. I'm not Ann Coulter. I won't get angry and confrontational, I won't shatter your precious illusions, I will accept your initial premise for an argument no matter how ridiculous it is, I will politely smile when you call me a fascist."

Don't get me wrong. I have been a George Will fan since the 1970s. He has a Pulitzer. Consider how hard it is for a conservative to win a Pulitzer -- William F. Buckley, Jr. apparently does not even have one. But maybe that's my point. George Will is the kind of conservative who can win a Pulitzer.

Not that I think Tucker Carlson could win a Pulitzer; he hasn't shown me anything that has proven he can. The bowtie is merely a signal that he is a well-behaved conservative. He's George F. Will, "lite".

ASIDE: I had planned to put a picture of George Will in a bowtie in this post; but all of the sudden, he seems to have stopped wearing one. I had to go back to a 1991 book cover to find a picture of him in one

His most recent pictures have him abandoning the bowtie for a regular four-in hand.

Strange. He is a remarkably unphotographed man, considering how much he has been in the media in my lifetime. Consider this google search. I expected it to generate 50 pictures of Will smiling in a bowtie. It generated none. Putting "scare quotes" around his name helped, but even so -- where's the bowtie?

Memo to Tucker Carlson: the signal's no longer working. Not even George Will considers it elegant any more. Looks like its just you and crazy Raj from the Apprentice.

Belmont Club to Emperor: You Have No Clothes


I think Wretchard is telling it like it is. The U.N. is, to some extent, a figment of the imagination; it is precisely as powerful as nation-states believe it to be.

Demanding that U.S. and Australian troops call themselves a UN operation seems both pointless and needy.

This is a pretty interesting link via Instapundit, also -- Kofi Annan's friends in America, apparently, have told him that he needs to make peace with the Bush administration. It is, to the extent it goes, good advice. But perhaps too late; I think the Oil For Food Scandal has already destroyed him.

January 2, 2005

The European Future?

The folks at Powerline are discussing Jeremy Rifkin's new book, which is entitled "I For One, Welcome Our New European Overlords". The premise of Rifkin's book is that Europeans have a higher quality of life because they do not have as many material possessions as we do, and many of them are unemployed. Yay! Cheese and wine for everyone.

I for one, think Europe has more problems than answers. Consider:

1. A graying population. In many European countries, the native population is actually falling, as the death rates are exceeding birth rates. In addition, many countries where the poulation is growing, such as France, the population growth is due to a large immigrant population who are maintaining high birth rates. I'm not a nativist, by any stretch of the imagination, and I think the acceptance of immigrants is a real measure of American strength. Assuming, of course, that the immigrants are assimiliated. Does anmyone think that the large Muslim populations currently migrating and being born in Western Europe are assimilating at a rate faster than they are becoming radicalized? Europe faces some problems down the road if they cannot get their Muslim populations to embrace tolerance and democracy. Theo Van Gogh's murder may not be an aberration -- it may be the look of the future.

2. High structural unemployment. Consider this detailed regional chart of German unemployment. Lots of pretty dots that are hovering around 10.25%. Consider for a moment what that means. The Democratic party in the United States pilloried George W. Bush as presiding over the worst jobs economy since Herbert Hoover. Our unemployment rate during the campaign was 5.4%. Take that figure and double it. Now, you're Europe. Can you imagine what would happen in America if unemployment were that high? There would be blood in the streets.

OK, maybe I'm exaggerating. The U.S. last had unemployment that high in November of 1982, and there wasn't any bloodshed. But part of that was because the economy was beginning to show some signs of life from Reagan's tax cuts; and there was some optimism in the air. Are any German politicans talking about tax cuts?

3. No military power, to speak of. Yes, European countries have armies. But they are not structured to project force; they are largely static armies that sit at home. Heavy lifting, such as removing the government of Serbia or putting peacekeepers in Kosovo, still has to be done by the U.S. They have nothing like the naval or airlift power of the United States to deploy forces to trouble spots in the world. When the U.S. threatens a country like Iraq or Iran, the threat is very real. The European conutries could not even contemplate war with a regional power like Iran.

I don't think we'll see a burgeoning European superstate any time soon. I think it's more like a few of our geriatric aunts have moved in together to cut down on expenses.

Hewitt Watch

His site is still that awful pink.

The U.N. in Afghanistan

A great post by Joe Katzman at Winds of Change on the U.N. in Afhanistan.

In my view, the U.N. needs to be either reformed or abolished. If we go with the reform option, here are my suggestions.

1. Independent outside auditors. Those three words alone would cause a massive, cascading wave of change to pour through the institution. If the money is accounted for, then it is harder to steal.

2. Human rights commission. Current membership is here. First of all, it has 53 members, which is something like a third of all the U.N. members. I think this is inherently unproductive -- the more members you add to a committee, the more costs skyrocket and the less chance there is of any sort of positive good coming out of it. The following members should be dropped immediately:

A. Cuba. Reason? Librarians in dungeons.
B. Egypt. Reason? Refresh my memory on the last free election there?
C. Nigeria. Reason? They have, in their northern provinces, Islamic courts which practice stoning, if I remember correctly.
D. Saudi Arabia. Reason? Treatment of women.
E. Sudan. Reason? State sponsored genocide in Darfur a good enough reason?
F. Zimbabwe. Reason? Two words: Robert Mugabe.

There are probably some others who could go, as well: Bhutan, Burkina Faso, Congo, Eritrea, Ethiopia, Gabon, Guinea, Mauritania, Qatar, Swaziland, Togo. I'll let folks smarter than me vet these countries for membership. If you got rid of all of them, you'd still have 36 members. I'd further reduce the membership by two thirds, to twelve. I would also set a cap of twelve on any other UN committee, as well.

3. Replace Mohammed El Baradei as head of the IAEA. Get someone in there who is willing to open their eyes and report Iran and North Korea, for their flagrant abuses, to the Security Council.

4. 33% reduction in staff.

5. Treaty governing the conduct of UN members while in New York, outlining, with great specificity, which actions are permitted under the concepts of diplomatic inviolabilty and immunity. Can the NY police interrogate diplomats freely? No. Can diplomats park illegally anywhere they want in New York City? No. There needs to be a treaty which reigns in some of their abuses.

I think this would be a good start, if the UN went the route of reform. Personally, though, I think it ought to be abolished. I don't think that will happen, either. I think the UN will be seen as an increasingly irrelevant organization.

January 1, 2005

Powerline on Tsunami Relief

According to Powerline, seems like the crowd with all the moral authority ain't doing much heavy lifting in the tsunami relief.

Money quote: I provided this to some USAID colleagues working in Indonesia and their heads nearly exploded. The first paragraph is quite simply a lie. The UN is taking credit for things that hard-working, street savvy USAID folks have done.

December 30, 2004

Bad Idea of the Week

I'm not a regular reader of Matt Yglesias's site, but I was there the other day and read a statement which has been rattling around in my head for some time, and which I feel I better exorcise so I can go about my business.

The statement was a brief one, perhaps just a throwaway line in his post, and not a well defined idea or belief of his, so I'm not going to jump on him with both feet and begin kicking him around, but I've been thinking about it.

Matt's statement:

The death toll keeps rising in South Asia as The New York Times covers the threats of secondary deaths from disease and unsanitary conditions. This, of course, is the immediate need for relief aid and my understanding is that individual charitable donations are particularly crucial right now, because state-to-state aid money tends to take longer to flow since governments are slow-moving beasts (hence, again, to my mind, the desirability of a well-funded Global Emergency Management Agency of some sort that could act immediately, rather than having all the countries start ponying up money after disaster strikes). On the intergovernmental level, which is typically most important for longer-term recovery rather than immediate relief, the US looks set to become more generous so bully for Bush on that front.

A Global Emergency Management Agency? I recognize that in a perfect world -- perfect in a human sense, obviously, since in a truly perfect world there would be no disasters -- where there was some sort of benevolent world government, this might be a good idea, and no one would object to such a thing.

And let me also state, for the record, that I don't fear the creation of such an agency from a conspiracy-theorist-black-helicopter point of view.

But given what we know about world governmental agencies, specifically the the U.N., which is that it is a sinkhole of corruption of the first order, doesn't it seem like the creation of a "GEMA" would be a remarkably bad idea?

Consider the U.N. peacekeeping scandal currently raging in Africa. It appears that the heroic, noble, "blue helmet" crowd had other things on their mind than helping folks in the Congo. Cost in dollars: $746.1 million. But the cost to their reputation was far greater.

Or consider the ongoing Oil For Food scandal, which Glenn Reynolds has been covering in a more or less wall-to-wall way. Money held in trust for the Iraqi people was funneled to folks associated with the UN to deliver goods and services that were either shoddy or nonexistent, along with healthy kickbacks to Saddam Hussein.

While disaster relief is an important thing, I myself am not ready to part with a plug nickel to support an agency under anything but American (or British, or Australian) control to help in disaster relief.

And if we gave the money to the UN to create such a thing, it seems to me that they'd just use it to fund their next managerial disaster.

The Comprehensive Osama Analysis

Dan Darling at Winds of Change has the comprehensive summary and analysis of the latest pensive sound stylings of the misunderstood performance artist, Osama Bin Laden.

People say that Osama's not crazy. I'm not so sure. He seems like a typical demented conspiracy theorist to me. I also detect a great deal of whining and bitterness in the message. I don't think much of him. I don't think he's the genius he's cracked up to be. He's just an insane, bitter old man who wants to go back to the twelfth century, and instead of dressing up and going to Renaissance Faires to watch the jousting, he's decided to try to make all of us go with him.

Well, sorry, Osama. I for one ain't going.

December 29, 2004

Mahmoud Abbas Says "Tear Down This Wall"

But as Captain Ed points out, the similarities to Ronald Reagan pretty much end there.

Money quote: Perhaps Abbas intended to evoke Ronald Reagan standing outside the Berlin Wall, perhaps not -- but Abbas misses the point if he did. The East Germans and Russians built the Berlin Wall to keep its subjugated population from fleeing into the West and freedom. Israel built its wall to keep the barbarians from slaughtering the already-free citizens of Southwest Asia's only other functioning democracy. A call from the barbarians to tear down the Israeli's only effective defensive structure as a trade for "peace" should result in gales of laughter on the other side, and a continuation of its construction.

December 28, 2004

Joe Katzman Has Some Links

As usual, Joe Katzman at Winds of Change has some great reading material.

First, Thomas Barnett's "The Pentagon's New Map" featuring a new analytical framework, the Core and the Gap.

Second, James Bennett's "Sleeping Europe in a Wide-Awake World."

I myself would print out both articles, and carry them around for the next few days. They aren't light reading, but the sort of thing it takes a while to digest. Both very insightful.


The Tsunami

I feel bad for not having written anything about the disastrous tsunami is Southeast Asia that has killed, by some estimates, more that 24,000 people. I have simply not had anything of value to say.

But here are some people doing some intelligent blogging on the subject:

Wretchard the Cat from the Philippines: here and here.

Tim Blair from Australia: here.

Michele Catalano from the U.S. has relief information: here.

December 27, 2004

Can Do Attitude

The Llamas are discussing the "some assembly required" meme and the endless carping about it that some lily-livered sorts are doing.

I think the rise in complaining about assembly instructions is directly attributable to the downfall of the Erector set as a common Christmas gift.

Used to be we taught kids that the joy of Christmas was building stuff with no instructions but the M1A1 Imagination they had in their heads. Now we complain that everything is too difficult to figure out without nanny holding our collective little hands.

Instructions? We don't need no stinkin' instructions! And bring back the Erector set!

Winds of War Update

The Winds of War update is up over at Winds of Change. Good reading on many different national security related topics.

Proportional Representation?

Atrios discusses the upcoming Iraqi elections. There is talk about guaranteeing the Sunnis some seats, even if they lose, in order to prevent alienation from the government.

I myself think this would be, at best, a bad compromise. Many fledgling democracies, even our own, have started out with bad compromises in order to get the country started. In our own history, we enacted the loathsome 3/5ths clause to the constitution to guarantee that Southern states would have greater representation in the House. Let's not forget that it took some ninety years and a few hundred thousand dead Americans to amend that compromise.

So to the Iraqis, a word of warning -- any compromise you make may have bad consequences down the road.

In a sense, the 3/5ths clause could be construed as a positive, because it enabled our country to move forward and ratify the constitution. But the price for it -- dehumanizing some of our fellow human beings -- was far too high.

I myself think that guaranteeing representation could be done in a different way -- by embracing Federalism. Let the Sunnis, Kurds, and Shias have a measure of autonomy, like our State governments, and then let the federal legislature be the place where they hash out their differences.

I also reject Atrios's notion that we ought to have some experiments in proportional racial representation here. Bad idea.

Tempered Joy Over The Ukraine Election

Captain Ed has some tempered joy over Yushchenko's apparent victory in the Ukraine. My view is similar to his -- weakening Russia's hold over the Ukraine is a victory for the west, but we do have to worry about weakening Russia to the point where the Islamic former Soviet republics start getting bold, or cooperating with terrorists. The Ukraine election is a blessing, but it may be a mixed one.

One Man's Search for Toy Guns

From the ever-resourceful Pixy Misa comes a link to this story.

Warms the heart. Money quote:

He led me to the back, where he had assembled -- and I am not making this up -- gun racks to hold all the toy armaments. If Santa ever needed to assemble a commando strike force, this could be his armory.

December 26, 2004

This Is a Scandal

Powerline analyzes the battle between Wretchard and the AP.

If I were the Iraqi interim government, I would consider kicking the AP out of the country.

December 24, 2004

Gee, Next Thing You Know, She'll Want to Defend Herself

First she wants to homeschool her kids. Next, she'll probably object when a burglar breaks in and she fails to provide him the requisite tea and biscuits as mandated by the Home Office. Where does it end?

My guess is here.

Too Much Tarantino?

Pixy Misa points out that The Mirthful Ones are now blogging at Fistful of Fortnights.

I stopped over and visited. Way too much Tarantino.

Consider this.

So -- is Harry Potter James Bond, or is Quentin Tarantino? To me, they both seem -- well, like punks.

But that's just me. I'm a square, daddio.

Potter . . . Harry Potter

Brian Micklethwait at Samizdata compares Harry Potter to James Bond . . .

Both use magical toys. Both battle against evil, set in architecturally impressive surroundings. Both were made into mega-successful movies. But, what do I know? Or care? I leave all that sort of chatter to those who have read it and seen it.

I think he has a good point. Of course, a lot of people don't realize than Ian Fleming also authored children's books, one of which was made into a quite successful movie.

Chrenkoff Closing in on a Milestone

Chrenkoff wishes us a Merry Christmas from muggy Australia, and notes that he is closing in on his millionth customer.

Now if only each customer would pay him a dollar, right? He certainly deserves it.

December 23, 2004

Air Marshal Dress Codes

Michelle Malkin has been all over the issue of dress codes for Air Marshals.

I have to say I have mixed opinions on this.

I agree that Air Marshals should not be obvious to spot on a plane. It is a tactical advantage for them to be unknown if a terrorist is on board. But I'm not sure exactly how far to go with this.

I mean if I'm on a flight and a bearded dude who looks like Serpico, dressed in sweats, wearing bling bling and a backwards baseball cap on his head gets out of his seat, and starts waving a pistol around, shouting "I'm an Air Marshal! Stay in your seats!", am I going to believe him, or am I going to err on the side of skepticism and tackle him? This is not an unreasonable question. I myself don't mind an undercover policeman looking -- well, looking like an undercover policeman.

My understanding of the Air Marshal program is that it has gone through a lot of growing pains. They've hired hundreds of agents, and what used to be a very elite program has, in my understanding, suffered from "quality of personnel" issues. It may well be that the director of the program feels he needs to issue some guidance on dress codes because otherwise you might have some of these guys going to the other extreme. "Hey, I'm going to dress up as a homeless guy this flight", or "Gee, a circus clown outfit. That's the ticket!"

I don't have a problem with a guy running a program -- particularly one that has been rapidly expanded and may, inadvertantly, be taking in people who aren't all we might ask -- instituting a professional dress code. That's all I'm saying.

And frankly, it is a lot easier to conceal a pistol in a shoulder holster under a jacket than not. The jacket requirement may stem partly from this.

I like Michelle's writing and opinions a lot, but I'm reluctant to pile on the TSA on this one.

UPDATE: Reader Ian Wolfe offers some more thoughts in our comments section. Good, well argued debate inside.

Captain Ed Takes on "the Krampus"

Those culturally superior, tolerant Europeans and their holiday festivities.

I'm with Captain Ed on this one:

Try doing this anywhere in America and see what happens. In blue-state America, you'd get sued into oblivion, and in red-state America, the Krampus would be lucky not to get shot. I have to indulge my cultural bias here and wonder what the hell Austrians are thinking.

Indeed.

Rusty's Pinch Hitter

Chad, filling in for Rusty over at My Pet Jawa, has a number of posts that are well worth reading.

1. The Syrians are helping the Iraq insurgency.

2. Bin Laden's audience on the latest videotapes may have been the Arab world.

3. Anti-Santa violence is on the rise.

4. Terrorists might be using Middle Earth as a sanctuary.

Go read him. He's doing a good job while our favorite Jawa gets some rest.

December 22, 2004

Now This is Just Wrong . . .

On so many levels . . . the true story of Osama as told on VH1.

Welcome, Perry

Welcome to America, Perry. Be sure to check out the 2nd Amendment when you arrive. It's pretty neat.

And if New Hampshire winters get too cold, Southwest Airlines (The Official Airline of the Colossus) has 10 direct flights a day from Manchester to Orlando.

Hat tip to Kim du Toit.

"A Value-Neutral Solstice"

Iowahawk has more on the ACLU and Christmas . . .

Iran Reportedly "Weeks from the Bomb"

Probably in more than one sense. I don't imagine Ariel Sharon is shrugging as nonchalantly as we are over this.

Hat tip to Joe Katzman at Winds of Change.

Tim Blair Has a Cornucopia of Quotes

Great quotes from November, 2004.

Wretchard vs. the Press

In two posts, Wretchard raises a disturbing issue -- disturbing because it is right out in front of us, yet no one seems willing to discuss it seriously.

To what extent is the media's coverage of the Iraqi insurgency actively, or passively, assisting it?

In The Odds Against, Wretchard details the story of a French photo crew who went out with a group of insurgents who were planning to shoot at a DHL cargo plane, as well as the story of an AP photographer who "happened to be" present when three election workers were killed. Kismet? Wretchard doesn't think so.

In "The Lidless Eye", he discusses how the Iraqi insurgents in Mosul waited for medical teams to arrive at the scene so that they could mortar them. Not covered in the mainstream press, so far.

How the stories are covered affects the public's reaction to these things. If they are covered fairly, sometimes a different picture emerges than what we see each day in the newspaper.

The media is so determined to play its coverage "down the middle" that it is missing the most obvious truths. The other side will not hesitate to commit war crimes to advance its cause. It will not hesitate to shoot at civilians. Yet somehow in the press, this too is our fault.

December 21, 2004

Lileks to Take on James Wolcott?

He's teasing us with this possibility in today's Bleat.

Wolcott has been causing a stir with his rather mean-spirited attacks on people, particularly Glenn Reynolds. Or consider yesterday's rather snarky comment about James Lileks being "a beloved blogger in the daycare community."

A piece of unsolicited advice for Mr. Wolcott -- the blogging community is kind of like your corner bar. People are having their traditional after work shot and beer, and when someone comes in and starts elbowing past the regulars and talking loudly about how he can't get a decent glass of Chardonnay here in the benighted Red America outside of Manhattan -- well, people are going to get annoyed. Criticism we can take. Cheap shots are another thing entirely.

Lileks is beloved by more than just the "daycare community." As is Glenn. They are very valued resources among bloggers. If you don't like what they have to say, well, that's fair enough. State your piece and move along. There's no need to get nasty and personal about it. If you do, just remember -- there are many more bloggers who value those two folks than value your blog, and you don't have anything like a monopoly on nasty prose.

UPDATE: Lileks takes on Wolcott here.

December 20, 2004

The ACLU's Secret Plan?

Via Cranky Neocon:

Sean Gleeson says that the ACLU has decided on a more direct approach in the debate over religion.

Heh. Indeed.

Powerline on the Hewitt-Jarvis Debate

Deacon over at Powerline weighs in on the Jarvis-Hewitt debate over religion. Deacon is on the Hewitt side of the divide. I am, too. I was against Hugh on the Specter debate and was officially agnostic on the Target-Salvation Army brouhaha (or was it an imbroglio?), but I think Hugh is right on this one. Religion is a) important, and b) under attack.

Meanwhile, Through The Looking Glass

Atrios has this observation:

Well funded primary challengers to right wing Democrats will beat them, even if they don't eventually win elected office. There are some issues about which I understand how geography dictates certain positions. Social Security is not one of them. And, frankly, who gives a sh*t if we lose a couple more seats.

Right wing Democrats. Heh.

Sure, go ahead. Run the most left leaning candidates you can find. Let me know how it works for you.

UPDATE: The Democrats have apparently learned nothing from Bill Clinton. Clinton was the beneficiary of a race in 1992 where the Republican vote was split between George H.W. Bush and Ross Perot. He got into power and attempted to move the country leftward (Hillarycare, large tax increase). The country responded in 1994 by giving the Congress to the Republicans. Then Bill Clinton got smart. He found a dozen or so minor wedge issues where he could place himself in the middle. Not on the insane left, but in the middle. V chips, school uniforms, welfare reform. The country responded and re-elected him. As an insurance policy it kept the Congress Republican. Gore moved an inch leftward of Clinton while George W. Bush positioned himself in the center ("compassionate conservative"). Bush won, by the barest of electoral margins. The Democrats continued to inch to the left. Bush gained seats in the Congress in 2002. Bush had a so-so economy and an unpopular war. But Dean tugged the Democrats a little further left. Kerry followed him left to stay alive, and while it won him the nomination, it lost him the general election. The Democrats also lost two more states from 2000 -- New Mexico and Iowa. They lost ground in the Congress again, too. And still, they want to keep moving left.

Sure, guys, why not? But when Wisconsin and Pennsylvania go for the Republicans next time, don't say we didn't try to tell you.

Soda vs. Pop (vs. Coke vs. Tonic)

This is cool, a must see. Via Jonah in The Corner.

The Colossus grew up in Western Massachusetts.

The Colossus says "soda".

The "Nuclear" Option

Captain Ed at Captain's Quarters has it right; the rule of the filibuster must be changed when it comes to judicial appointments.

My feeling is that the filibuster is far less important than the Senate's constitutional obligation to act on the President's nominees. The latter is explicitly mentioned in the Constitution. The former is not, but is instead a tradition of the rules of the Senate.

Nowhere in the Constitution is it written that the Democrats can, with 40 votes, keep the judiciary empty of conservatives. Allowing them to do so is both bad politics and institutional dereliction of duty.

Replacing Christmas

The Llamas have a post up on The Meaning of Christmas which focuses on the moment in the old, classic Charlie Brown Christmas where Linus recites Luke 2:8-14.

As usual, the Llamas have it right; this is they key moment of the cartoon, and indeed, of the season.

And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.

And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.

And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.

For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.

And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.

And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,

Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.

Luke is the only one of the Four Gospels to give us the Nativity story; in my opinion it was included in the Bible by the church fathers largely because of it. I will stipulate, of couse, that I am no Bible scholar.

When I watch the old Christmas classics, I am struck by how impossible it would be to make them today. Not technologically, of course; they are almost laughably crude by today's animation standards. But who would approve the script? Can you imagine Linus's speech surviving in a cartoon today? I, for one, can't.

Or consider Yukon Cornelius in the Rudolph cartoon -- toting a revolver in his belt. Considering the "zero tolerance" policy of schools today, where suspensions are issued for toy guns brought into a school, and ask yourself -- would Yukon Cornelius survive a panel of scriptwriters today?

Clearly he is -- like Yosemite Sam -- an archetype of the adventurer -- the red beard to trigger in our Western European collective unconscious the image of the Viking, with the gun added as a modern excalamation point.

Modern plush-toy versions of Yukon have removed the gun, leaving him only with a pickaxe. So I guess that answers the question. Yukon? Maybe. Guns? Nope.

At some point, I imagine the old cartoons and claymation stories will "get the axe", too, and will be replaced by some transcultural postmodern abomination that repurposes Christmas into something other than the birth of Christ. Of course, some of the Christmas stories -- Rudolph included -- are already post-Christian in their viewpoint. Though they are, from the viewpoint of the modern culture, sinners in their own right, at least they aren't overtly Christian.

So I'm betting that Linus will go long before Rudolph does.

Of course, you cannot banish myths. Ask the Communists if they could root out religion. Myths, especially religious ones, will morph into other things. Eliminate Christ, banish Santa, and what takes their place?

Perhaps the old gods will rear their heads once again. Saturnalia, anyone? The Myth of Baldur? From a mere storytelling point of view, I wouldn't mind seeing a cartoon that told some good old mythology.

Of course, there is a merit to Christianity -- completely apart from the argument of whether it is true or not -- that makes it different from the old religions. It teaches, through the stories and the figure of Christ, the notion of mercy, forgiveness, and repentance. It also teaches of an afterlife in which virtue is rewarded and sin is punished. People who would banish Christmas from the public square need to be wary -- because the religious impulse has existed in man since his beginnings. We could, in the name of fairness, banish Christ. But who replaces him?

Benevolent Baal? Merciful Moloch?

Or maybe our current competitor for hearts and minds . . .

Treacher Photoshopping Comics

He is a sick, twisted man, that Jim Treacher.

Enjoy his work, people, but try not to burn him out. We lost Allah to the internet's endless petty carping.

It's an interesting concept -- photoshopping new dialogue into a comic. Hmm . . . I have a copy of the Sandman around somewhere . . .

UPDATE: Treach has more . . .

Pixy Misa on the Election . . .

Pixy Misa, the godfather of MuNuvia, writes on why he supported both John Howard and George Bush, even though he is not a conservative.

I suspect there are a lot of Pixy Misas out there; they may well have been the margin of victory. Well worth reading.

On The Future and Nature of Blogs

Carnivorous Conservative has some thoughts on blogs, and he divides the blogosphere into two basic taxonomic kingdoms -- I-Blogs or independents, and Clogs, or C-Blogs, for conglomerates.

I think this makes a good deal of sense; I myself look at the blogosphere much the same way -- there are, in my schema, Group blogs and Personal Blogs. The Corner at NRO, Powerline, Winds of Change, Frater Libertas -- these are all Group Blogs. Lileks, Protein Wisdom, Belmont Club, Ace, Chrenkoff, Treacher, the Colossus (though I chuckle at including myself in such company) -- are individual blogs. I'd like to suggest a sub-group of this for Dual Blogs such as my friends the Llamas -- two headed blogs. The Two-headed blog is to me a subset of the individual blog; it is largely personal, but it has a flexibility that the individual blog lacks. Individual bloggers like Allahpundit face a pressure which Allah identified, though I think Allah got it a little bit wrong. If the individual tries to do what the group blog does, the individual faces burnout and stress; he can never match the output of a group. If the individual retreats into craftsmanship, he can avoid burnout. Lileks, I think, has mastered this -- the Bleat is one post a day, which for a busy writer like James enforces a discipline that "keeps him honest" -- not less than once, and not more than once. Jim Treacher resists all entreaties to blog more, and is one of the most vocal proponents of the low-volume, high-quality school of blogging. Jeff Goldstein is similar -- two or three gems a day.

A few convert their blogs -- Gerard Vanderleun's American Digest is in the middle of a migration from Individual Blog (I-Blog) to C-Blog (conglomerates).

I agree with Carnivorous Conservative that the C-Blog has its advantages. It can guarantee its survival even if a member quits. But I think there will always be a need for I-Blogs, as well. The I-Blogger just has to ensure that he paces himself and doesn't burn out.

UPDATE: Stunning, photographic evidence has emerged. The Llamas actually are a two-headed blog!

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Monday Means Chrenkoff

Good news from Iraq. 17th in a series.

December 19, 2004

Chrenkoff Is Blogging . . .

The blogosphere is slow this weekend, but Arthur Chrenkoff, at least, is still working. Consider these posts.

Sir Richard Branson's secret 2002 plan to avoid invading Iraq.

Chrenkoff fisks an interview with John Pilger.

Australia considers "motor voter", mainly as a plot to save the left. Chrenk offers advice for the U.S., and apparently takes some heat for it.

Arthur is a great blogger; as evidenced by the fact, if nothing else, that he has his own category over on my navigation bar for posts of his to which I've linked.


December 16, 2004

The Commissar On Afghanistan

I suppose I could wait to read it in Chrenkoff, but the Commissar has the scoop now -- the Afghan militias are disarming.

I wonder if we'll see R.W. Apple write an article in the NYT telling us that our long national quagmire is over.

Bin Laden: Losing the War

Glenn Reynolds picked up on this post by Jon Henke at Q and O. Basically, the argument is that Bin Laden's videotapes and audiotapes have shown a progressive narrowing of scope and goals. In the past, he was all about bringing the war to the West. Now, he sees enemies everywhere in the Arab world, and is instead trying to topple the House of Saud.

While the argument is persuasive, I think there are two things to keep in mind.

1) This may still be misdirection on Bin Laden's part. He gets far more respect in the Arab world when he strikes us rather than, say, Arab consulate workers in Jeddah. He knows this. If he can strike us, he still will.

2) Toppling the House of Saud may be a better proposition for Bin Laden than toppling America. We've given him a very hard response, killing and scattering his network whenever they appear. If Bin Laden really is focusing now on the Saudis, that may work to our disadvantage, because they are, in fact, an easier target for him.

Either way, I'm not getting too excited. I'll be happier when I hear Al Zawahiri or Al Zarqawi on tape telling the world that Bin Laden is dead.

Colt's Winds of War

Colt has all the latest over at Winds of Change.

Blogging for Credit?

Eszter over at Crooked Timber reports that she is teaching a class called The Internet and Society where she will require each student to maintain a blog.

I think this is a neat idea. I'm all for it. I think she should also award points on the following:

1. Make them use MT -- from download to installation to use to customization. Guarantee half the class drops in the first week.

2. Demand that they have -- a blogroll, ads, a sitemeter, and a unique logo for their site.

3. To pass, a student must crack the top 5000 of the TTLB ecosystem.

4. Grades are on a curve, using both traffic and links. Obviously, an Instalanche or two should help. Mastery of the trackback will clearly be essential, also.

5. Revenue. Students will have to set up a Cafepress account to sell merchandise. Prize for most revenue.

6. Strict enforcement of Godwin's law. Anyone comparing anyone to Hitler fails immediately.

I think they would learn a hell of a lot this way. Granted, my suggestions are a little bit tongue in cheek, but all of these things are worthwhile goals for any aspiring blogger.

Missile Defense Test

A missile defense test failed. Kevin Drum finds it funny.

Personally, I don't. In the age of a nuclear armed North Korea and a likely to be nuclear armed Iran, I think that missile defense is the only sane alternative to preemptive war. We need to make it work.

Armchair Generals

People like Andrew Sullivan (gratuitous cheap shot at Sullivan) like to talk about putting more troops on the ground in Iraq as if this is as simple as Yul Brenner bringing his fist to his chest and saying "So it is written, so it is done."

Armor up the Humvees? So it is written, so it is done. By the way, after you armor up those Humvees, can you still transport the same number of them on a C-130? How much fuel do they eat? Does the drive train still work the same way with all the extra weight? How about the tires?

It really ain't that simple, folks. Logistics and force structure dictate tactics. Always have, always will.

Wretchard examines the problem of divisions versus brigades, and concludes that this is difficult stuff.

I know this, somewhat first hand. I have a brother who worked on these things in the army, who has an IQ of something like 170 and a photographic memory. He's up for promotion to bird colonel this month, which is probably going to happen, but in the manner of all these things, is best not to expect. He is moving into the senior ranks of the Army's middle management. He's by no means the foremost guy to have worked on this problem. He tells me that there are some really smart people working on this -- and when he says "really smart", he means people smarter than him by an order of magnitude, which is something like 3 orders of magnitude of smartness beyond where I am -- a guy who can barely debug Movable Type, fer chrissakes. He tells me that changing force structure is difficult. I believe him.

The Army faces a lot of challenges. First and foremost is that your force structure for taking out the Republican Guard looks somewhat different than your force structure for taking out terrorist cells. Rummy is trying to build the latter while not breaking the former. All the while, you need to put the former in the field, and tell them to do their best while they're getting shot at.

Armchair generals can blithely say "the Humvees should be armored" or "We should have anticipated this". Indeed, Rumsfeld is guilty of many sins. Among them are his lack of omniscience, omnipresence, and omnipotence. And from the point of view of absolute foreknowledge of the future, well, he frankly sucks.

You can always tell an armchair general, because they routinely expect perfection worthy of John Calvin's God. Sullivan (gratuitous cheap shot at Sullivan) expects not only military and logistical perfection, but he also expects moral perfection. A person with military experience looks at Abu Ghraib ("Abu Ghraib!" wails Sullivan) and says "Looks like a few reservists got out of hand. Court martial the lot of 'em and relieve the chain of command." Practical solution to a real world problem. Archair generals look at Abu Ghraib and either wail about Rummy's lack of omniscience, or assume that his omniscience makes him complicit in the crime.

People who have served in the military are a little more practical. They do not expect perfection. They are pleased with simple competence. They understand that anything short of Fredericksburg probably means that you're moving forward in a positive way.

The situation in Iraq is difficult. It's a nasty little war. But we can at least thank Tommy Franks for fighting a good conventional campaign, because if we had lost the blitzkrieg, we wouldn't have the luxury of fighting against a mere insurgency.

Stop wailing, people. Persistence.

Happy Birthday, Beethoven

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Me and my droogs at the Korova Milkbar want to remind all of you malchicks and devotchkas that today is the birthday of the glorious Ludwig van, whose chodessny Ninth has been the prelude to many a vicious clop and tolchok. Bog himself could not have written it any better, my malenky droogs. So pay homage to the starry, oomny man, or you'll get a good clop in the yarbles from me, you rotten sods.

December 15, 2004

First Ace, Now The Llamas

Guys, you ought to know that the first rule for any man to not look silly is to first of all, be dressed.

The whole point of the virtual model is to use it to shop for clothes. No more disturbing pictures of you in your underwear, gentlemen, please. Looks like a Vietnam draft physical, fer chrissakes!

Now this is stylin' . . .

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Or, if you prefer, blogging mode . . .

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Or, as I like to imagine,

Hef mode . . .

Continue reading "First Ace, Now The Llamas" »

Scenes From A Barnes and Noble . . .

He's back again. The weirdo. The weirdo with the coffee table book. Call security. Yesterday he was actually moving the books from one section to another, the freak.

Sh*t, he's coming over here. Call security now!


UPDATE: OK, it was just a little jest at our friend's expense. And why go to Barnes and Noble when you can get all the Lileks you need right here online? And I don't just mean the Bleat. Amazon, baby, Amazon.

No Links for You!


Ace! No links for you! One week! You know why.

Some of us were eating lunch when we saw this.

An American Digest Christmas

The folks at American Digest have provided Christmas gift tags for your holiday needs. They really have to be seen to be appreciated.

Here's my favorite.

Thanks, Paris, I didn't know you cared. The coke's in the cooler on the porch with all the other soda. I've got Diet coke, and some great IBC root beer, too (The Official Root Beer of the Colossus).

Gee, isn't America great. A nice, wholesome girl like Paris still drinks Coke. Warms the heart.

The full set is here.

December 14, 2004

Oh, I Think We Have Another Addition to The Team . . .

Put him in at free safety on the practice squad for now. He's mean, and he can hit.

Hat tip to the Llamas for finding this one.

My Superhero Avatar for the Blogues Gallery

The Commissar found the UGO superhero creator and is having some fun with it.

Here's mine:

The Colossus


No Links for You!


Goldstein! No Links for you! Thirty days!

You know why. The "Bill Maher and flan" post.

I mean, some of us were eating our breakfast when we read that.

Rusty Has Renamed Himself

A good read here. Rusty has figured out how to drive traffic. But the best part is the pic at the end.

C3PO looks away in disgust.

Han Solo looks on in disapproval.

And Chewbacca seems strangely interested.

Very disturbing.

Ace Has Resolved His Web Demons

And for a reasonable price, too. His design is looking like the Ace of old, but with improvements. And he promises us a flaming skull for updates.

I've got MT issues of my own to resolve here, but I think I'll pass on the "Andrew Sullivan" rate that Web Diva is offering.

Oh, and Ace: bring back Mencken.

Vanderleun and Wretchard

If I ever need to ride into Hell to do battle with the Dark Lord himself, and I needed two essay writers to ride shotgun, no question in my mind who they would be.

Gerard Vanderleun at American Digest -- consider this remarkable piece.

Wretchard the Cat at Belmont Club. I mean, this essay isn't even in his top twenty, and it combines more scholarship, research, knowledge, and skillful writing than I have ever accomplished.

UPDATE: And I think Mr. Chrenkoff would probably be choice #3. Consider these 2 gems.

December 13, 2004

Is Cannibalism The Last Taboo?

I was reading Dean Esmay's site, and he was upset by all the Che Guevara iconography that is sprouting up on the American left. Turns out you can't swing a dead cat without hitting posters of Che, t-shirts of Che, Che coffee mugs, Che lawn jockeys -- ok, so maybe not lawn jockeys. But you get the point. The old Stalinist's ugly kisser is everywhere, and not in a Commissar style ironic way.

Dean is bothered by this, considering Che's real record.

He poses the question

I mean I guess I get it in a way. It's sort of like wearing a t-shirt with Al Capone on it. I guess that's supposed to be ironic somehow? What next, Pol Pot/Khmer Rouge t-shirts? "Shining Path for Peru's Future shirts? Hey, how about a nice cool "I (Heart) Idi Amin" button with matching earrings?

Well, I can't help you with some of those things, Dean, but regular readers of Ther Colossus know there is a strong cannibalism theme here, and we too are wondering when the reputation of Idi Amin will be revived. Surely some leftist professor at NYU can be persuaded to write a monograph highlighting the positive accomplishments of Idi's reign.

And aren't we past the whole "he ate people" thing? I mean, consider the Best Picture of 1991 -- a heartwarming tale, in which a cannibal was the hero (I mean, you don't think we were really rooting for Clarice, do you?)

So, taken in that light, Idi isn't only a figure to be re-examined, but indeed, he is timely. Fashionable, even.

So, I give you . . .

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Jo-Mentum

Matt Margolis gives a thumbs down to Joe Lieberman as Homeland Security Director.

I'm not so sure. Consider that in the primaries, Joe resisted the temptation to drift toward the Deaniac fever swamps that drew John Kerry in so effectively. That added a lot of credibility in my book.

Also, I think the appointment would have a political advantage of cutting off the Democrats' last vestige of a right wing. All that would be left is "the Democratic wing of the Democratic party" to quote Howard Dean.

Lieberman is a good man. I would not be so quick to dismiss him.

How about some other choices?

Bill Weld: not sure that a guy who flew the Massachusetts State House flag at half-mast when Jerry Garcia died would be an effective advocate for the war on drugs, but he's very smart.

H. Norman Schwarzkopf: Not sure how Stormin' Norman's health is, but he would certainly put the fear of god into an ossified bureaucracy.

Bush 41: Former CIA director -- yeah, and President, too. He's a bit old, but I think he's competent.

Bob Dole: Another old guy. But hell, why not?

John Lehman: Another old hand, former Navy secretary and 9/11 commissioner.

Phil Gramm: Knows the financial end of the war on terror. And nothing says tough like Texas.

Fred Thompson: another good man who needs a bigger role than the one he's got on Law and Order.

Any 3 star general on the active roster: any of these guys would work. Military guys are problem solvers, not politicians.

The Sky Really Isn't Falling!

Remind me to put this article on file for the next time the Democrats want to use Social Security as an issue with which to beat up Republicans.

Welcome to the wasteland, Democrats! If Social Security really isn't in trouble, then you've really got nothing to run on, 'cause we sure as hell aren't going to trust you with national defense.

The projected solvency of the system isn't the only criterion on which to judge Social Security. After all, Stalin's Russia was, on some level, solvent. That doesn't mean I'd want to spend any time there.

All Social Security is is a promise that when I retire, some future worker promises to pay me part of his paycheck to keep me from panhandling on the streets. And given demographics, there are going to be a lot fewer workers in the future to support each retiree -- rather than 14 workers or so supporting each oldster, there's going to be something like 2. Instead of a pyramid, the preferred structure of all Ponzi schemes, you have a column -- and a column is an easy thing to topple.

And even granted my family's appalling medical history, I'm likely to live for quite some time. Keep paying in, suckers! Grandpa Colossus needs another trip to Atlantic City on the church bus!

More likely we face a future tax revolt against Social Security. Given the choice, I'd rather invest the money in some nice, safe, government bonds that don't mature until my retirement date, get a decent rate of return, and pay for my own time share in Boca. I'd make more money, the future workers (slackers, more likely) get to keep more of their take home pay, and the government doesn't get to spend the money stupidly.

Is it really more complicated than that?


The Commissar Mourns The Humvees

The Commissar mourns the Humvees; takes a free shot at Ted Koppel.

Tim Blair has Moved!

Tim Blair has moved into his new digs here. Goodbye to Spleenville, I guess.

Lileks Takes a Train Trip

Observations here. I used to travel on the train periodically to and from college, and found this paragraph especially apt:

Now we’re moving through the old industrial wastelands – strange blasted places that stretch for miles – smokestacks without factories, vast weedy parking lots, half-demolished factories, warehouses still in use, barrel fields. A few minutes later, luxury housing developments. A few minutes later, a barn. It’s not like I remember the Eastern Corridor, which was an interminable iron ditch lined with sagging rowhouses. But you can never judge an American town by the view from the train. They always drag you through the alley to the back door.

Vanderleun Offers Thoughts on Euthanasia

A very sobering article from Dr. Bob which Gerard Vanderleun republishes here.

Ace on Our Russian Friends

Good analysis by Ace; I particularly like the shot at Pat Buchanan. I'm not expecting that apology from 'ol Pat anytime soon.

Ace also makes a good grammatical catch.

Monday Morning Chrenkoff

Chrenkoff has a cornucopia of good news from Afghanistan.

December 12, 2004

Please, God, Rusty . . .

No more rap. We're begging you. Stick to the Islamic snuff films and Star Wars syllogisms. It's what you do best. It's what we love you for.

"As Seen on Chrenkoff"

Kind of like the advertisements for kitchen appliances -- "As Seen on TV" . . .

Arthur Chrenkoff links to my piece where I take issue with some comments by Allah. To clarify -- I am not attacking Allah. I was never a regular reader of his site, but people in the blogosphere of whom I think highly miss him a great deal. My only point was -- blogging is not journalism, and bloggers should not seek to become journalists. We can act as critics of journalism, and point out journalism's excesses, but we should not seek to replace journalists. What we are doing is, frankly, more interesting.

And it is a little dangerous. The danger is that of addiction. We all begin to think of ourselves as indispensable commentators on the world. But we need to step back and take perspective from time to time. Steven Den Beste couldn't take the constant criticism and attention, so he quit. It appears that Allah got sick of the same thing. I hope in both cases they return to blogging, at a more manageable pace. Other bloggers have done it -- consider Jeff Goldstein, who took a long break from blogging but has returned "with a vengeance" as they say.

We must all keep it in perspective. There are none of us who are indispensable or necessary. The world spins whether we blog or not. If I stopped blogging tomorrow -- or for that matter, stopped drawing breath on this planet -- the result would be like drawing one's hand from a bucket of water. The water fills the void pretty quickly. A few people would be sad for a time. Consider the traffic Den Beste still gets in a day. A lot of people are sad and wish that he'd return. But there's still other quality essayists out there -- Bill Whittle, Lileks, Vanderleun, Wretchard the Cat, Chrenkoff -- and more people come into the hobby each day.

Maybe we should stop thinking of ourselves as journalists, and realize we are really like television sitcoms. We go on for a while, build a cult following, then move to the top of the Nielsens for a few years. Eventually, we either quit on top of our game, or we jump the shark and the decline begins. Then we go do something else. Maybe we move to the west coast to be closer to our family, or get some new friends. Maybe the new experiment doesn't work out. Maybe we wander the world with an albatross or three around our necks. Maybe fate is kind, and grants us a second life. Or maybe we quit and never look back.

Doesn't mean people are going to stop watching TV. We all have to be content with our decisions. I'm blogging right now. I've had other addictive hobbies that I've moved away from -- brewing beer, building high speed gaming computers, painting, writing a novel. Eventually blogging might be on the ashheap, or on the back burner for awhile. But I'll be happy about it when I make that decision.

The Dutch Are Leaving?

Intreresting story from The Daily Telegraph, as noted in Powerline.

Tim Blair has the Australian perspective on this.

I guess the skilled among the Dutch are coming to the conclusion that their government will not take any serious action in the wake of the Van Gogh murder to rein in Islamic extremists.

This quote is telling:

Frans Buysse, the head of Buysse Immigration Consultancy, said he received more than 13,000 hits on his emigration website in November, four times the usual level. His office in Culemburg is flooded with fresh applications.

"Van Gogh's death was a confirmation for them of what they already sensed was happening," he said. "They're accountants, teachers, nurses, businessmen and bricklayers, from all walks of life. They see things going on every day in this country that are quite unbelievable. They see no clear message from the government, and they are afraid it's becoming irreversible, that's why they are leaving."

The tales range from exhaustion with Holland's epidemic of road rage incidents, to fears that it is no longer safe to go shopping.

"Van Gogh was a very public victim, but there are unknown victims on streets all the time. It's the living climate that is deteriorating. There are too many people on this one small spot of land,'' said Mr Buysse.

The refuges are Australia and America, of course, separated by oceans, which, though not the barriers they once were, are still formidable. And there is still plenty of land in both places. And both have governments that are prepared to see their soldiers die before their civilians.

December 11, 2004

Now THIS is War Reporting

This is a "must view" video, care of the BBC. It came to me via The Commissar and King of Fools.

More remarkable pictures and words than you'll see in a year of watching network news.

Iowahawk Brings In the Big Guns

Claiming massive and systematic fraud in the 2004 Weblog Awards,
Jesse Jackson is stumping for Iowahawk.

I speak today for those afflicted with mental illness or addiction, millions of whom are today wandering aimlessly through the streets of their cities, climbing through random windows, looking in vain for the "cyberspace" where they can vote for Reverend Iowahawk - only to face the brutal batons of police and a cold jail cell.

A Sure Way To Get The Llamas to Link To You

Two words: Peggy Noonan.

Peggy has a MUST READ article about the upcoming end of the world inevitable Hillary Clinton Presidential campaign in 2008.

Hat tip . . Wizbang.

December 10, 2004

Llamas Deny Everything!

COLOSSUS EXCLUSIVE!! MUST CREDIT COLOSSUS!!

The Llamas have hired veteran Clinton administration spinmeister Mike McCurry to help defuse the burgeoning Llama sex scandal . . .

Actually, though, it doesn't exactly take Dr. Joseph Newcomer to throw cold water on this partisan hit. While the Llama in back has the same coloring as Llama Steve, he is missing the signature black sunglasses and cigarette -- without which Llama Steve is NEVER SEEN. And clearly, the Llama in the foreground is a light brown llama, while we all know the Llama Robert is also a grey llama. In addition, the llama in the photo is clearly missing the signature sunglasses and black jacket and shirt.

A crude forgery at best, my friends.

UPDATE: This, however, is more disturbing.

UPDATE 2: Carnivorous Conservative has more shocking photographic evidence.

This Might Be Going a Little Too Far

The Watcher of Weasels (winner of the "Best Illuminati-Themed Web" in the Fed Ex-Nissan-Starbucks-Wizbang-Blog-Bowl) has your Weekly Roundup of Weekly Roundups.

In a similar vein, I offer my compilation of Good News about Good News from Arthur Chrenkoff:

Good News from Iraq
Good News from Afghanistan
Good News from The Islamic World
Kinda Good News from Europe

The Commissar Is Preparing A Care Package

The Commissar is preparing a care package for the troops in Iraq.

In a related post, Andrew Sullivan is denouncing Secretary Rumsfeld for the lack of armored granola bars in Iraq. Oh, and Abu Ghraib. You know. In case you forgot about it or something.

Time to Get a Fatwa Going

Wow. Yesterday Rusty posted 28 times. And I didn't find one linkworthy bit in the whole bunch . . . .

I have been trying to guess Rusty's secret identity, so I googled the expression 0 for 28 slump. The answer was in the second result on the page . . .

Derek Jeter's slump. Jeter is in a 0-for-28 slump as I write this column, and no one should feel sorry for him. Most of the national media makes excuses for him or just claims he will "break out of it sooner or later."

Rusty is Derek Jeter! Alert the Mullahs!

Hell Hath No Fury . . .

Like an outraged llama. Or something like that.


Ace: On A Roll

Ace of Spades was worried, a while back, that he might be in a slump. And he's been making noises lately about his site having "jumped the shark", which is blogspeak for having passed one's prime.

My understanding of the phrase's etymology is that it comes from television, where it was coined to describe the decline of the show Happy Days. The show's zenith was sometime before the episode where Fonzie, on a motorcycle, jumped over a tank with a shark in it.

Blogosphere example: Andrew Sullivan jumped the shark here. OK, maybe Andrew Sullivan's not a good example. His site's pretty much the Evel Knievel of the shark-jumping blogosphere. Or, perhaps there really never was a shark there to jump. Maybe the guy just ain't got shark.

Make no doubt about it, folks, Ace has not yet jumped the shark. This post is a good example.

Chrenkoff: Tim Tams Go To War

Tim tams go to war.

Yeah, I know. It's at the bottom of the Tony Blair post. Sometimes you have to work for it, folks. And what the hell's a tim tam, you ask?

When you say the words "Australian food", naturally my mind leaps to the worst conclusions. I was worried that it might be some vegemite-inspired monstrosity made from the entrails of wallabies. But no, it's just a chocolate cookie.

Pictures and more here:

Although it might not be as simple as putting a crate of tim tams on a plane and sending them to Iraq. Chocolate and the desert heat don't mix very well, so our Aussie friends might get a box of mush at the other end. I'm sure that John Howard's military folks will tell him this -- the Australian army knows all about fighting in hot, nasty places.

The solution, of course, is military chocolate.

American military chocolate was first developed in World War II, if this post is to be believed, which I am confident it is. Roosevelt's War Department was nothing if not thorough.

The modern day MRE also deals with the issue of chocolate heat sensitivity.

During Operation Desert Storm, MREs were eaten by troops for far longer than they were originally intended. Originally intended for 10 days or less, many troops ate them for 60+ days. As a result, three changes were quickly made to supplement the MREs and enhance their acceptability: shelf-stable bread in an MRE pouch was developed, a high-heat-stable chocolate bar was developed that wouldn't melt in the desert heat (this had been attempted before but the bar had a waxy taste and wasn't widely accepted), and flameless ration heaters were developed as a quick and easy method for troops to heat their entrees.

People often wonder why military stuff is so expensive. You can't just buy off-the-shelf-chocolate and ship it to the hellholes where we send the Army.

I'm sure that if the Tim Tams make it, they will taste better than Army chocolate. But I hope that they remember to put them on a refrigerated cargo plane.

Lileks: Hot Dogs Go To War

Hot dogs go to war.

Lasers

K-Lo writes about the laser threat. The non-mounted-on-a-shark's-head variety.

The terrorists read Tom Clancy, in other words. Maybe the FBI and CIA should, too?

December 9, 2004

Blogosphere Neighbors?

I periodically check The Truth Laid Bear Ecosystem rankings to see, well, where I stand. Right now, I have improved in this new blog to #12456 (Lowly Insect), thanks to links from the Homespun Bloggers and the Fatwa issued against me by Rusty. Thanks, Rusty. I think.

My current neighbors are Madame Tinkertoy's House of Blue Lights and Options Tradings Profits.

Uneasy Rider at Madame Tinkertoy's House of Blue Lights has this fairly amusing story to tell. Good for a laugh.

Options Trading Profits seems a little -- what's the word I'm looking for . . . serious? Consider this post. Good enough info, I suppose, if you're a fish to be gutted neophyte getting into options trading. Personally, I prefer my investment advisors to provide me with free Jack Daniels, but that's just me.

Anyway, them's the neighbors for now. One trying to make his fortune, the other simply searching for a comfortable bathroom stall. I wish them both luck.

Garfield Ridge

Garfield Ridge is another funny site that has been promoted off of the practice squad and onto the third string, where he backs up the perennially "injured" Jim Treacher. He's a bit rude, but he does have a way with the Anglo-Saxon side of the language.

More From the Frat Boys

The Elder over at Frat Lib runs a pretty amusing poem by Russ Vaughn.

But the real gem of the piece is the part below the poem. It is a magical bit of advice that I have used on more than one occasion.

Ace: How to Act Like A Canadian

Some good advice from Ace of Spades. Enjoy.

Wretchard on Britain's Crime Wave

Belmont Club, a.k.a., Wretchard the Cat, has more on the theme Mark Steyn's been writing about lately. Namely, how Britain has surrendered to criminals, who can now kill you in your home without fear of retribution.

Get a load of this advice from Dr. Ian Stephen (got his PhD from the same place Dr. Rusty Shackleford did, no doubt) on how to respond to burglars:

When individuals are confronted by intruders there are some actions they should follow. Direct contact should be avoided whenever possible. If unavoidable, the victim should adopt a state of active passivity. In most cases the best form of defence is always avoidance. If this isn’t possible, act passively, be careful what you say or do and give up valuables without a struggle. This allows the victim to take charge of the situation, without the intruder’s awareness, through subtle and non-confrontational means. People can cooperate but initiate nothing. By doing nothing there is no chance of inadvertently initiating violence by saying something such as "Please don’t hurt me".

Wow, don't even beg for your life, because that might provoke violence. I've got some better advice.

NESS: I have sworn to capture this man with all legal powers at my disposal and I will do so.

JIMMY: You wanna know how you do it? Here's how: they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone! Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?

I think Britain ought to open hunting season on home invaders. Parliament should pass new legislation making it clear that anyone who defends their home will not face prosecution. They should also embrace right to carry laws. You invade a home and get shot dead? Tough luck.

December 8, 2004

Remind Me Never To Get on St. Paul's Bad Side

I mean, this is a beating. You know, the kind of beating where you've clubbed him with the butt of the pistol, kicked him in the abdomen seven or eight times with your hobnailed boots, and yet you find you're still so pissed off that you need something else to -- there! -- a length of lead pipe -- BEAT his *SS with six or seven or eight or . . .

"Stop! You're killing him!"

Kim du Toit Experiments With Sound

Pretty interesting experiment. And he's funny, too.

Cox and Forkum Cartoon

Timely as ever.


The One Party State

Great article from the Economist, which I came to through reading Joe Katzman at Winds of Change.

Joe has more here.

Rusty Revives a Classic

Rusty reprises his famous "Jawas and Tusken Raiders" analogy here.

In a related story, it appears that Rusty actually lives in New Jersey.

Wretchard Takes on the UN

Wretchard examines the UN here. As always, worth reading.

Arthur Chrenkoff Has Deja Vu

It's deja vu for Arthur Chrenkoff. He was reading the Iraq the Model website, where Mohammed, Ali, and Omar have discovered the left side of the blogosphere, and realized, with something like vertigo, that not everyone in the west agree on things, and not everyone in the west thought the war in Iraq was a good thing.

Arthur relates his own experiences in coming to Australia. Both his post and the Iraqi post are well worth reading.

December 7, 2004

Risawn vs. SarahK

Who says there is no wholesome entertainment in America anymore.

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For those of you who don't follow these things, SarahK is the official IMAO T-Shirt babe and gun moll to Frank J.

Risawn is an Army reservist, soon to be deployed to Bosnia, who posted the famous "not sorry" photo of herself with an M203 grenade launcher after the election, in parody of the "Sorry Everybody" moonbats.

Ace Hits the Million Mark

Ace of Spades has broken the million hit milestone.

Skilled artisans are already working on the bronze bust of the Playing Card of Death for his niche in Knoxville's Blogger Hall of Fame . . .

I suspect that there will be Cowbell and Kim Richards on his site for all, once he gets his Movable Type demons resolved (not criticizing --I don't have a Sitemeter up here, yet, either. It's in the works).

But in the mean time, read this post. Classic Ace.

Allahpundit Has Quit?

Was over reading a pretty impressive essay at Vanderleun's American Digest, and in the comments there is one from Allah, using Allahpundit's email address. According to the comment, Allah (if he is indeed the Allahpundit) has quit. I quote from "Allah's" comments, below.

Interesting post, Gerard. The reason I quit blogging was because it was no longer fun enough to be a hobby and never had been lucrative enough to be a job. Your post, I think, presages that same Catch-22 on a vast scale: As the medium becomes more "active" and competitive, people who come to it wanting nothing more than a place to spout off in their spare time will face an expectation that they should be out on the street digging up stories. Some of them will ignore that expectation, content to spout off into the void while the medium leaves them behind. Some of them will adapt and discover that they have a knack for newshounding. I expect the average joe, though, will toil away at it for awhile with mounting frustration until one day it occurs to him that if he had wanted to be a f**king journalist, he would have been a journalist. That's when he'll shut down his computer and go get himself a hobby that actually reduces his stress. Imagine this happening en masse and "The Great Consolidation" starts to look more like "The Great Weeding Out."

I'm not sure I agree with Allah's point here. I don't blog because I want to be a journalist. I blog because it amuses me. Believe me, if I thought someday I was going to wake up and realize "I don't want to be a journalist" I wouldn't blog at all. Who the hell ever wanted to be a journalist in the first place?

I guess that means I fall into Allah's category of "those that the medium leaves behind."

Yeah? Says who? If Allah, or Glenn Reynolds (for sake of argument) decides that blogging is journalism, does that make it so? Who defines the medium that's "leaving me behind?" I mean, if I want to post Friday night pictures of my cat, is a big blogger going to tell me that I'm not blogging?

I think that the blogosphere is an exercise in vanity, and not much more. Always has been. Always will. The fact that it is destructive of journalism just shows you that journalism, as practiced today, is something worse than vanity.

Mere journalism ain't something we should aspire to.

I do not think the blogosphere will replace the news media. I do think it will, by pointing out their excesses and incompetencies, make the news media get better.

But who cares about them, anyway? It isn't about journalism. It never was. It's about posting pictures of your cat on Friday night, among other things.

UPDATE: Arthur Chrenkoff has linked to this post. Welcome, Chrenkoff fans. I have additional comments (or as they say on C-Span, I have revised and extended my remarks) here.

Lileks is a Little Tough on Space 1999 . . or maybe not

in today's Bleat, Lileks is pretty tough on Barry Gray, the composer of the Space 1999 theme.

Actually, I think the theme song was the best part of the show. I'd hear that theme, and it made me want to sit down and watch. But the show would then lose me after five minutes or so.

What was it?

Probably the cheesy special effects. Or the sets, which looked like the stuff Roddenberry rejected for Star Trek.

Or maybe it was the uniforms.

I liked to think that in the future, there would be no bell bottoms.